Reg Dakostthiz, Mayor cancels Starting Fist Fight: Too injured.
Since this is probably not news in itself, perhaps a little explanation might be in order;
Started up another fortress (I tend to get a little vexed when my starting militia gets killed by... well, just about anything really, in the first couple of years, so I restart rather often). Took a supply of hematite with me and crafted enough gear to outfit 2 Axedwarves in finest dwarven iron; well, the finest that can be produced by a Proficient Weapon/Armorsmith, anyway.
Upon discovering fire clay in abundance and coupled with the fact that I had embarked next to an Elven hippy commune forest retreat, I thought I'd build a nice above-ground fortress to show those surface-dwellers how it's done - and to give a better vantage point to trade them -badger bone bolts- for all their possessions.
Everything was going rather well, however early on in the fortress there was a regrettable tragedy - one of my initial pair of Axedwarves was mauled by a Giant Badger, leaving her unable to grasp items, having suffered motor and sensory nerve damage. This Axedwarf was Reg Dakostthiz.
For a couple of seasons she stared plaintively at the newly-forged weapons and armor, unable to equip herself with any weapons or armor to defend her home from the bestriped menace. Eventually, her comrade-in-arms, Amost Febrith the militia commander and expedition leader, took pity on her plight and relieved her of duty so she might have time to recuperate.
The injuries she'd sustained left her with several scars, and Reg yet remained unable to grasp - having no choice but to struggle on with her arms hanging useless and numb by her side. As the settlement grew, Reg evidently became venerated by her colleagues as a symbol of dwarven tenacity and strength, and she was elected to the post of mayor.
Time passed, and other hostile forces arrived at the fortress - goblins, skulking in the shadows with their spears and mauls. The tiny militia suffered casualties, yet the commander remained steadfast and slaughtered foes with enthusiasm - goblin and badger alike.
However, this story would soon take a more sinister turn - a group of errant Giant Badgers paraded past the gates of the fortress, scaring the civilian haulers and forcing the militia (whose barracks was conveniently located at the entrance of the fort) to charge out and engage the furry terrors. Alas, it appeared that our old foes had formed alliances - no sooner had the militia abandoned their posts than a full two squads of goblin ambushers made themselves known at our gates.
In the resulting carnage a large number of dwarves and goblins - but not badgers, as they had fled the field upon achieving their nefarious goal - perished, leaving a good many of the survivors deeply traumatized by the brutal slaughter of their friends before their eyes.
And so it is that Reg, so deeply upset by the loss of many dwarven lives, attempted to take her frustrations out on another - yet cruel fate denied her even this, as her arms still hung limp and unmoving by her side, not even able to punch a dwarf in the face, nor hurl a table at a hapless passer-by.