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Roraborialisforealis

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16410 on: September 23, 2011, 05:56:48 pm »

You have invented the blingcleat.  Cleats for really, really rich overpaid American football players.
Immediately my axe-dwarf taught him kicking skill to high master too!
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16411 on: September 23, 2011, 07:07:26 pm »

Silverytool had its first migrant wave. A couple of useful dwarfs (competent diagnosing glazer, made Chief Medic), a very useful one (wood-crafting), and a useless one (stupid bee-keepers). Also, somebody brought a pet turkey hen. YAY!!! Eggs for the Egg God food piles (or cook)!!!

I also got a Talented Weaponsmith. HOWEVER, we have found no veins of anything except cobaltite. Requesting metals from caravans! OR do something stupid to a metal-using race's civ traders and hope for an ambush from them.

What do for metal, piss off metal-using race civs and loot invaders, or request metals from caravans and bleed them dry of any and all?
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« Reply #16412 on: September 23, 2011, 07:29:01 pm »

Oh Christ, those Centaur REALLY want my fort dead.
Roughly seventy or so showed up headed by a General. Dayum, shit just got real.
Down to sixty or so after the cage traps took a few.

Nobody was quick enough to pull the lever, so a small batch of at most ten, got into the inner courtyard before someone was clever enough to seal the fort itself off from them, so they are now camped in the inner courtyard, while my dumb arse milatry either gets it's shit together, or wakes up. Seriously: kinda unamused.

Would you know it: nobles are good for something. Pulling levers in the nick of time.

Fun fact: Some of my military are wearing Centaur bone helmets.

Right: so we got the ten in the inner courtyard down with a few massed Borioth. Military seems to be completely all over the place...  My Low Gore, despite being told to wield a close combat weapon, is wielding a steel crossbow. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
The leader of the Fortress is wearing a centaur bone helm and stabbing things with an Iron Kryss (basically a knife...)

The plan now, is to pull the main gate open at intervals and see if we can control the centaur flow, because damn, there are a lot of them, and the amount of warriors that have massed, is pathetic.

So, few more go down without a fuss. Drawbridge down, drawbridge up. One is catapulted god-knows-where.

Here comes Mrs. General with her big scary band of centaur. It's gonna get nasty. Luckily we have fresh fighters coming in all the time and we're reclaiming ground now.

But the bridge comes down, in come the centaur. A couple are it with arrows.
Einaka Lleadyleni, the insensible Band of Shades, one of the surviving heroes of the fort, is set upon by three centaur and is struck down. But, in the ensuing mellee, new titles are born as the centaur are cut to ribbons, the General herself killed:

Her Psesazspolf The Mortal of Coils
Aemont Luthulfpons The Fence Skulls of Tin

But even as they finish those off the third wave come charging down the hillside from the north, at the gates of Dirgebend. There is nobody to pull the lever.

The outnumbered Borioth charge into the fray. The walkway will run with the blood of the fallen.
A vicious battle ensues with a hunter shooting into the fighting from a distance.
Eventually the casualties are too high, the centaur flee leaving their wounded behind and two centaur who charge after anyone remaining.

The old Butcher woman, Bern Ebuungmar, the Defensive Scenarios, drags herself and her greatsword from the field. A centaur pursues. She fends off all attacks and manages to cross over to the inner courtyard, before bleeding to death from multiple wounds sustained in battle.

The other two titled warriors died in the fighting. Her and Aemont. There are not enough tombs, and not even enough common graves dug out to lay them to rest in proper fashion. It is  sad day for Dirgebend.

After this it is simply a case of hunting down the stragglers. A centaur Spearmaster limps off the map the hammerman gives up the chase. The remainder bleed out or are butchered where they lie.

The military is awful shape. What is left are raw recruits, lead by a single, able bodied, Champion in bad shape from a previous battle with Werewolves. The High Gore lies in the half-dug hospital suffering from battle wounds. Ctharl Gebtitpfas, The Nettle of Carnage, is left to whip the remaining new blood into shape before the next attack.  He can only hope that this attack, led by the Centaur General, has broken their spirit and their military might. For now there are traps to reset, prisoners to cage, fur to clean and bodies to bury.

Dirgebend remains.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16413 on: September 23, 2011, 10:32:17 pm »

I'll tell you what's going on in my fort: I actually have one.

It's been a while, but I'm back.
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« Reply #16414 on: September 23, 2011, 11:45:02 pm »

Decided on my new project - only buildable crafts allowed. This means no barrels (yay for wells), no making bags (yay for all-season above-ground crops), no bins (yay for smelters, cabinets, and large towers of stockpiles). It also means excess statues, coffins, and so forth (yay).

The first year is very productive. Due to bringing lots of lignite and copper, both my weaponsmith and my blacksmith are busy. It goes withotu saying that my mechanic, mason, carpenter, miner, and farmer are also busy. For having no military or real industry yet to speak of, I'm quite proud.

the lack of real food (yet) is temporarly solved by slaughtering my two cattle and cooking everything into biscuits. Biscuits also happen to take up less room than raw meat or plants do. Migrants are brought into the farming community though, because these prickle berries don't grow themselves, and I could use a bit of fertilizer from all the wood I'm cutting.
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No! No! I will not massacre my children. Instead, I'll make them corpulent on crappy mass-produced quarry bush biscuits and questionably grown mushroom alcohol, and then send them into the military when they turn 12...

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16415 on: September 23, 2011, 11:51:58 pm »

Massive combined White Tigerman and Goblin assault at Anguishfortress, but the crucial walls to raise the battlements high enough are being stalled, as the valiant but stupid masons quail at the sight of a legless, one-armed goblin 10 levels below, sealed outside the walls and CANCEL THE DAMN CONSTRUCTION.

Why?  It is OUTSIDE, it has NO LEGS, it CANNOT REACH NOR HURT YOU.

Now build the damn wall or there will be MAGMA involved in your near future...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16416 on: September 24, 2011, 12:23:24 am »

At this particular moment, everyone is getting ready for the FB that's swimming through an underground pool into an adjacent cavern with an opening to my fort.
strange thing is, its a humanoid composed of flame....

though it does have a shell...?
very interesting  ???

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16417 on: September 24, 2011, 06:40:44 am »

Is getting rid of all the infuriating, useless pets worth a potential tantrum spiral? Would it be wiser to kill them one by one, allowing dwarves to go through mourning their beloved eyesores one at a time?

We're about to find out, while finding out what a room filled with water and rotting pet corpses looks like at the same time.
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« Reply #16418 on: September 24, 2011, 09:33:31 am »

Dug out a wrong bit of obsidian...

Savescum ahoy.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16419 on: September 24, 2011, 10:15:25 am »

Currently we're picking up the various pieces of six goblin corpses that Momuz Erithigath "the Malign Spears" scattered all over the fields across the river from my fortress.

Shocked by her ferocity indeed.
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« Reply #16420 on: September 24, 2011, 11:28:03 am »

Holy crap, I think I just discovered something.

I gave my horses a very large pasture, so they would have enough room. They instead decided to huddle in the corner and kick each other. After one of them had a hoof kicked off, I decided something needed to be done. So I butchered all but one of the males, not expecting it to work. They haven't fought since.

Either I gave each of them just enough room by killing a few, or all this fighting is actually competition between males.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16421 on: September 24, 2011, 11:40:45 am »

Just watch my fortress fall because someone left the security hatch open with a discarded sock while a Goblin Horde was approaching. What kind of dwarf abandons a perfectly good sock, anyway?  Savescum time and hopefully I'll be able to prevent this little sock-based catastrophy.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16422 on: September 24, 2011, 11:50:37 am »

I just found my magma sea yay!  And within, raw adamatine.  Literally floating there in the middle of the sea, with two z-levels of magma above and below.

Hm.  I don't think I'll be able to get it :( 

But I do have (mostly) safe access to magma now that I've outlined the magma sea.
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« Reply #16423 on: September 24, 2011, 11:52:57 am »

I just found my magma sea yay!  And within, raw adamatine.  Literally floating there in the middle of the sea, with two z-levels of magma above and below.

Hm.  I don't think I'll be able to get it :( 

But I do have (mostly) safe access to magma now that I've outlined the magma sea.

If you use screw pumps to drain magma from above the top layer of adamantine, you might be able to get some walls up.  Either that, or go for a good old cave-in piston to dig down into.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #16424 on: September 24, 2011, 03:41:42 pm »

I just forced my fey mood novice weapon smith to planepack 40z levels of GOD METAL into an warhammer that self refrences its self like 30 times i was able to count before i lost count 200million dwarf buck so other then the armor I've already built up and steel stock pile i have i think ill have him lead the way to the clowns and end this fortress on a 'FUN' note

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On The item is an image Coce Fingorge the elf in adamantine, Coce Fingorge is in the fetal position the artwork relates to the killing of Coce Fingorge by a Trap in the late winter of 235 during the eighth attempted abduction at Lancesplashes

i do love my *steel serrated disc traps* 20x10x2 entrance corridor
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