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[valayane]

ya, thing is (s)he won't be safe from flying/tough buildingdestroyers, as they'll destroy the bridge and fly/jump down to eat his/her brains
edit: and what's left of the food & booze, most likely

[Darth_Karl]

Well once i've thought about it a bit more i intend to add a suggestions post about it . I've also added an edit to my previous post.

[valayane]

u know, i still feel sad about my stonelady dying
she was my favorite (smartest and most useful) dwarf.. well, ever    <
i gave her a separate tomb, with engravings and golden statues and floor, RIP stonelady

[valayane]

MUST..ELIMINATE...ALL...VERMIN...
aaaaaaaargh!!!
vermin r eating away my plants, why, oh great toady one, why did this have to happen??

note: i have no cats or anything to kill the vermin. 

[Mickey Blue]

Honestly with the new pasture feature cats are great, you can limit them to your food stores and they'll never leave to bring dead things into your fort to leave miasma.  As for breeding.. Kill kittens fast?

[valayane]

i have no cats because having them brings more trouble that it's worth, i've no use for my framerate being eaten away, rocs provide me with plenty of food to export -having covered the needs of my dwarves alrdy- and plants r there for booze, whereas i have a well, and the masterfuly prepared food counters the negative thoughts about the abscense of booze.

[valayane]

btw, rocs r easy to keep as they require neither food nor drink, other, smaller cattle always seem to starve however, don't they eat grass? or do i have to provide those leeches with food as well?

[Urist Da Vinci]

MUST..ELIMINATE...ALL...VERMIN...
aaaaaaaargh!!!
vermin r eating away my plants, why, oh great toady one, why did this have to happen??

note: i have no cats or anything to kill the vermin. 

Use dwarves with the trapper labor and animal traps to collect the vermin.

[Urist Imiknorris]

A roc discussion has given me ideas.

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[valayane]

they'll more likely go out and start wrestling with a member of to from one of the many badger families that stain my land :/
but thx for the advise

[valayane]

my first idea was to do it with dragons, actually, but then i noticed rocs were more profitable in my meat-industry

[Urist Imiknorris]

OH GOD SO MANY HISTORICAL FIGURES. This is the first world I genned that hit six figures for hist. figs. It was even a medium world, and I usually gen large worlds. It's only on year 10 for dorfsakes.

[valayane]

lol, 9pm, my beard, it's 4am here, take that

[HUGE_WALRUS]

My fort saw its first violence when a pack of rhesus monkeys doorbusted the place for no apparent reason.  Most seemed to go for the trading stockpile, but one ran directly into the fort and caused chaos biting and attacking various dorfs until three conscripted axedorfs managed to give him a lesson in good manners.

Oddly, nothing was stolen and the only real victim was a slightly mauled war dog.

[Niccolo]

I have no invaders.

None.

Seriously, there are no goblins, kobolds, nothing. My biggest problem was a grizzly bear who got caught in a trap... he's now trained as a war grizzly who shall devour Elves because fuck Elves.

One question, though: Why can grizzlies be trained by an animal trainer, but a badger takes a dungeon master?

I'm currently jury-rigging my trade depot to become a drowning trap - I have a rather nasty infestation of hippies and the best way to get rid of them, it would seem, is to flush them all down into the aquifer.

I don't think I've thought this through entirely.