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GamerKnight

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10215 on: January 28, 2011, 02:11:56 am »
Quote from: Girlinhat on January 28, 2011, 12:35:51 am
Then again, I'm dabbling with a side mod that lets mermaids siege me, and I can capture them and milk them like common cattle.  So, you know, whatever!

This dude is milking mermaids? Where does the milk come out?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10216 on: January 28, 2011, 02:18:09 am »
You can milk anything that has nipples.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10217 on: January 28, 2011, 02:22:45 am »
Quote from: Pride on January 28, 2011, 02:18:09 am
You can milk anything that has nipples milk.

Purring maggots dont' got nipples
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10218 on: January 28, 2011, 02:31:07 am »
Dwarves are to Purring Maggots what ants are to aphids. In both cases, the milk comes out the arse.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10219 on: January 28, 2011, 05:03:42 am »
Quote from: GamerKnight on January 28, 2011, 02:31:07 am
Dwarves are to Purring Maggots what ants are to aphids. In both cases, the milk comes out the arse.

You don't know that! Since the purring maggot is (at least used to be) destroyed, I like to think they just sort of squish it.
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
There are many issues with this statement.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10220 on: January 28, 2011, 05:50:56 am »
Maybe it's both. They stimulate glands on the maggot's, er, rear end, causing the "milk" to secrete out. But, you know, I can't imagine a dwarf would be very careful with what's essentially a massive maggot, so probably they go squish.

Human liaison: Pray tell, master dwarf - what is this, precisely? It tastes wonderful.
Urist McMayor: Arrrh, that? Dwarv'n milk, lad.
Human liaison: What animal is it milked from?
Urist McMayor: Why, purrin' maggots, 'course! Th' squished org'ns an' other bodily contents add tha' nice yeasty flavour.
Human liaison: ...*Pushes []rock salt mug[] away.* So about that trade agreement...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10221 on: January 28, 2011, 07:47:35 am »
on a side note, whilst looking over the (genesis mod) extracts list in my stockpile options, I noted the types of milk. Specifically: Unicorn milk.
This is awesome, why is this not in vanilla? (I checked)
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Quote from: Rockphed on May 02, 2012, 02:01:16 am
Toady typically doesn't do things by half measures.  As evidenced by turning "make hauling work better" into "implement mine carts with physics".
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10222 on: January 28, 2011, 08:20:19 am »
cause unicorns cannot be tamed.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10223 on: January 28, 2011, 08:22:16 am »
Do not search mermaid milk on Google Images. It does not end well.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10224 on: January 28, 2011, 08:22:42 am »
Duh.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10225 on: January 28, 2011, 08:23:15 am »
Quote from: GamerKnight on January 28, 2011, 08:22:16 am
Do not search mermaid milk on Google Images. It does not end well.

Fixed that for you.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10226 on: January 28, 2011, 08:27:54 am »
What's going on in my fort? I have no idea. Do you?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10227 on: January 28, 2011, 09:34:42 am »
Quote from: GamerKnight on January 28, 2011, 02:11:56 am
Quote from: Girlinhat on January 28, 2011, 12:35:51 am
Then again, I'm dabbling with a side mod that lets mermaids siege me, and I can capture them and milk them like common cattle.  So, you know, whatever!

This dude is milking mermaids? Where does the milk come out?

"She" you'll notice the GIRLinhat there...

I just added [MILKABLE] and I heard that you can't milk intelligent creatures, so I snipped out [CAN_LEARN] and [CAN_SPEAK] for good measure.  I haven't tested this yet.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10228 on: January 28, 2011, 10:04:39 am »
How about [MILK_SENTIENT:ACCEPTABLE]?
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Urist Imiknorris

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #10229 on: January 28, 2011, 10:10:23 am »
Is that a real ethics tag?
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