Playing Genesis Mod, My newly appointed Baroness and old steel dorf hunter, 'Steel Kogsak' Laboredhelps had given birth to a baby girl (Mafol Reveredpost) shortly before being officially promoted to the position of Baroness. A little while after ascending to her new position, the Baroness (who had been in a lousy mood due to the aftermath of a goblin ambush in during a rare lull between the relentless werewolf sieges) had gone for her first leisurely walk outside in years (i.e., I had set her on hunting duty) when out of the blue, an eagle swoops down and kills the weeks old baby-girl. It did not, however, get away with this transgression, as the vengeful baroness shot it down with her shiny new sun gold crossbow. She then went on to organize a party in celebration of the death of the newly-named menace Brushnations.
(All this happened while I was away from the computer, so I actually had to do a bit of detective work to figure out what had happened. Also, a forest spider mortally wounded one of my numerous war boars before it was itself struck down.)
I am now in the middle of lockdown (again) as another massive werewolf siege entertains itself by reaming the asses of both demon and mindflayer ambush parties, as werewolves are apparently all but fireproof. (Seriously, my half-savannah/half-wasteland embark is periodically engulfed by raging flames that do naught but slightly inconvenience those fuckers. Stupid effing demon warlocks probably can't even wipe their asses without setting everything on fire.)
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Topic: What's going on in your fort? (Read 6233209 times)