ALERT! A FORGOTTEN BEAST HAS EMERGED!
ZOM SMOXSPUZOSPU! A towering quadruped composed of sardonyx. It has a curling trunk and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its deadly spittle!!!Urist McBaron: What, in the caverns? Which we walled off?
IGNORE!Urist McBaron: We have a caravan to deal with from the homelands! Broker, GO!
Urist McBroker: Hmm, we'll take that, and that, and that, and that other thing. Hell, give us the whole kit n' kaboodle. Here, we'll overpay you buy one hundred thousand dorfbucks.
Urist McMerchant: Wha-wha, buh, *drool*
Urist McBroker: Yeah, just take all these useless trainer helms and goblinite. Now GTFO, we have a Danger room to construct.
Urist McLiason: Go on merchants, I'll catch up.
A VILE FORCE OF DARKNESS HAS ARRIVED!
Urist McScout: By Armok, there are over 80 goblins out there suh! And a half dozen trolls!
Donkey McChainedbytheDepot: The trolls are too fast, they passed the Seal!
Troll Von BuildingSmasher: RAR! Die depot die!
Urist McMason: Nay, tis my prized depot, smashed! Ruin and spoil, rue and moil! You'll pay for this, yah green basterd!
Troll Von BuildingSmasher: Not bloodly likely. Now to go smash this donkey!
Hidden McWeaponTrap:
MASTERWORK SERRATED STEEL DISC ATTACK GO!Troll Von BuildingSmasher: Razor sharp steel moving at high velocity? My only weakness! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?!
SPLATTER!
Goblin Von Warleader: Stupid trolls. Come, into this long entry corridor past the ominous brass drawbridge!
Goblin Von Spearstabby: These obsidian bridges underfoot are pretty nice, actually. Needs a hint of dorf blood though.
Goblin Von Hammerguy: The glowing red steel bridges that make up the ceiling are slightly unsettling though. I'm glad we're just here to kill and rape, because flipping this shithole would be an ordeal.
Urist McScout: Baron, the goblin forces have moved into position for
Holy Tear's of Armok's Fury! Shall we activate it?
Urist McBaron: Yes, let them know the price of attacking! Activate
Magma Trap 2: Electric Boogaloo!Urist McMechanic: You know I worked really hard on that. Could you use the proper name at least?
Urist McLeverpuller: Pulling Safety Seal Lever! Engaging Main Gate Lever. Safeguards in place. Commencing the manipulation of the Lava Release Lever!*
SLAM! SLAM! POUR!!!Goblin Von Everydamnoneofthem: OH OUR DARK GODS! THE
MAGMA BURNS SO HOT!
Goblin Von Warlord: Ohhh! You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought drunk little dorfs like you could destroy my
beautiful wickedness! Ohhh! Look out! Look out! I'm going!
Ohhhh – Ohhhhhhhhhh!Urist McLeverpuller: Ending Sequence. Activating Drainage. Disengaging Safety Seals.**
Urist McScout: Corridor cleared! All goblins melted, Baron sir!
Urist McLiason: Hhheeeeeyyyyy gggguuuuuyyyyy, did you know that we're promoting your fort to a county?
*I use the Note function to label all levers in Forts I make, and their corresponding bridge/floodgate/whatever. The Doomsday lever does exactly what is says on the tin.
**A small operator error on my part caused the magma trap to overflow. Thankfully I had designed a safeguard. The only casualty was my original brass drawbridge, which melted once completed covered.