from a conversation log:
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: oh man i had a jail sentence
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: first time ever
El Zorro: really?
El Zorro: what did they do?
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: mayor made a mandate for pigtail items, and i didn't notice, first i knew was when i got a message saying he'd canceled the mandate, i checked the justice screen and a totally random farmer was up for 21 days in prison
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: I had no prison, but thankfully i had also not appointed a captain of the guard, so the guy didn't get a beating from my all steel clad axe-wielding military
El Zorro: prison for not having farmed pigtail?
El Zorro: that's unreasonable
El Zorro: well, dwarves...
El Zorro: they're sort of unreasonable to start with
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: anyway i rushed to dig out a jail with nine cells, all engraved with masterful engravings, high quality steel chains, a masterwork bed, table, chair, booze barrel and stack of roasts in each room
El Zorro: it's a vacation
El Zorro: hehe
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: then i appointed a random glassmaker as captain of the guard. soon as she was appointed she went off, found the poor farmer and dragged him to the jail
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: apart from random dwarves walking in and helping themselves to his food and booze, it was great
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: i have now kitted out my captain of the guard in full masterwork steel armor and made her a masterwork adamantine hammer in case anyone needs a hammering
El Zorro: ...you mean the next poor farmer?
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: well imagine you gotta choose between 50 days in jail or five strikes with an adamantine hammer
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: adamantine being light as it is, that lady is walking around with a thirty thousand dwarfbuck nerf bat
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: *bop* Justice is served
Dwar, Dog Lord of Waw: and the best bit is i can be all "what do you mean, soft on crime? she's got the best hammer any dwarf has ever wielded"
Candledark also had its first forgotten beast incursion, a great ankylosaurid with external ribs and a sting. We ate it, and then someone made an artifact trumpet out of its bones. Problem solved.