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Author Topic: What's going on in your fort?  (Read 6106495 times)

iyaerP

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8265 on: November 25, 2010, 06:22:31 am »
Quote from: Pukako on November 25, 2010, 06:03:45 am
Now I've got that off my chest, it is kind of fun, but not when horribly unbalanced things happen.  Oh, well.... Time for some fun, I guess...

Cancel the fun - one goblin has just killed all 58 dwarves. F%CK.

That, my dear lad, is the very DEFINITION of FUNTM.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8266 on: November 25, 2010, 11:09:40 am »
Quote from: iyaerP on November 25, 2010, 06:22:31 am
Quote from: Pukako on November 25, 2010, 06:03:45 am
Now I've got that off my chest, it is kind of fun, but not when horribly unbalanced things happen.  Oh, well.... Time for some fun, I guess...

Cancel the fun - one goblin has just killed all 58 dwarves. F%CK.

That, my dear lad, is the very DEFINITION of FUNTM.
bahaha. agreed.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8267 on: November 25, 2010, 12:28:15 pm »
Releasedlabours has so much potential I am logging each and every detail until it falls as there could be so much fun to be had and shared. Extinct dwarves, elephants, elves ruling the world, and thats just what I know from legends and embarking.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8268 on: November 25, 2010, 12:40:15 pm »
10 dead of thirst since the last siege now. If the healthcare system doesn't scare away the goddamn useless migrants... oh, I don't even care anymore. Every single dwarf that isn't at least proficient in a skill that interests me, no matter their physical ability or their lack of experience, I enroll them all.

... OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
MY TANNER DROWNED
I swear if I didn't already have digging locations defined I'd just kick everyone out of there and start again with 7 less retarded alcoholics
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I don't mean to alarm you, but it appears that your Dwarves are all in fact elephants.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8269 on: November 25, 2010, 01:07:04 pm »
Spoiler:  large image (click to show/hide)
Also my masons/Architects are incredibkly lazy. I told them to build a well at the only water source I currnetly have before the whole fort dies of thirst. They don't  do it. My bookkeeper then dies of thirst as soon as they get around to finally finishing it.
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Lord Shonus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8270 on: November 25, 2010, 01:18:18 pm »
If you resize your DF window before posting, then the image will be smaller. For pics like that one, there's no downside.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8271 on: November 25, 2010, 01:33:41 pm »
Quote from: Lord Shonus on November 25, 2010, 01:18:18 pm
If you resize your DF window before posting, then the image will be smaller. For pics like that one, there's no downside.

Or you could just edit it in MS Paint.
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Picture a dwarf, warrior, mechanic, or some other incredibly useful profession. Now picture him dead. That's what infections do.
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Lord Shonus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8272 on: November 25, 2010, 01:55:48 pm »
I went with the "no effort needed" suggestion.
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Quote from: Spehss _ on April 29, 2015, 11:15:32 pm
Man, ninja'd by a potentially inebriated Lord Shonus. I was gonna say to burn it.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8273 on: November 25, 2010, 02:19:04 pm »
The miners of Dreamnets keep dying.  Even worse, they keep losing/destroying their picks!
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8274 on: November 25, 2010, 02:34:23 pm »
All of the dwarves in my fort mysteriously worship two gods each rather than only one.  Interestingly, one of my dwarves worships only one god but in her profile it states the fact twice; this might be a trivial bug.  Either way, I think this is new to 0.31.18.
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Do you always look at it in ASCII?

You get used to it, I don't even see the ASCII.  All I see is blacksmith, miner, goblin.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8275 on: November 25, 2010, 03:03:32 pm »
I just embarked where it's so cold the Aquifier froze when I dug down to it.


Abandon.
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The once dark-grey walls are now the dark brown of stained blood. At either side of the path leading to the great granite gates is covered with the corpses and skeletons of Goblin invaders.
Some are still fresh. One is still moving.
As you approach the gate a nervous guard looses a bolt in your direction. Silence... Slowly, gradually, the huge doors screech open. Inside there is a courtyard, the floor wet with blood. Welcome to the front-line. Welcome; to Cloisteredwood.

Lord Shonus

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8276 on: November 25, 2010, 03:22:52 pm »
The aquifer will only freeze if it's exposed to air, like any other water source.
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Quote from: Spehss _ on April 29, 2015, 11:15:32 pm
Man, ninja'd by a potentially inebriated Lord Shonus. I was gonna say to burn it.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8277 on: November 25, 2010, 04:25:07 pm »
Ah well, got a nice new fortress in a  nice safe place to get the hang of df2010 again after playing 40d for so long.



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The once dark-grey walls are now the dark brown of stained blood. At either side of the path leading to the great granite gates is covered with the corpses and skeletons of Goblin invaders.
Some are still fresh. One is still moving.
As you approach the gate a nervous guard looses a bolt in your direction. Silence... Slowly, gradually, the huge doors screech open. Inside there is a courtyard, the floor wet with blood. Welcome to the front-line. Welcome; to Cloisteredwood.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8278 on: November 25, 2010, 04:32:05 pm »
One my dwarves was possessed and produced a figurine. It wasn't worth a whole lot, but it depicted a human being killed by a Cyclops named "Nepe Twinklingmassive the Renowned Sparkle." :D
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #8279 on: November 25, 2010, 04:41:30 pm »
Had three thieves armed with mythril daggers attempt to steal. They were waylaid, but my swordsman(Who slew a forgotten beast) got her leg dented.
Those pesky thieves also decapitated my guard trolls.
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