Paddleowners is off to a smashing start. Marble and cassiterite out the wazoo, delicious Unicorn Meat to sustain my dwarves, an Accomplished Miner immigrated to complement my original miner, and in the two migrant waves that came before the first caravan (bringing my population to 22, including 3 children) I had no less than 6 highly qualified military dwarves and a High Master Glassmaker. And then my Metalcrafter became possessed, creating a silver bracelet adorned with warthog leather worth 25k dorfbucks a mere days before the caravan arrived with much needed booze!
Well, only 2 barrels, but that should sustain my dwarves while I brew all those plump helmets they brought.
Urist McGemcutter has died of thirst.
What? Well, I guess he was too far away from the caravan. Cut it closer than I-
Urist McPotashmaker has died of thirst.
Hey! WHY ISNT ANYBODY DRINKING! I KNOW THERE'S BOOZE I JUST BOUGHT IT, WH-
Urist McPopular had died of thirst.
WHY ARE YOU JUST SITTING IN MY DINING ROOM GO TO TH-
Urist McLegendaryMiner has died of thirst.
SONOFA-
Urist McWeaponandArmorsmith had died of thirst.
OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
Urist McFatherof3 Has died of thirst.
DRINK YOU DUMB BEARDED SONS OF BITCHES
Urist McAxedwarf is throwing a tantrum!
Urist McAxedwarf has toppled a still!
FUUUUUU-
*ahem* As it turns out, only having two barrels of booze means that only 2 dwarves will drink at a time, which is no good when 22 dwarves are dehydrated. Since my brewer was one of the first to die, nobody was increasing my stock of booze, meaning that everybody was just standing around in the meeting hall dying of thirst and getting ever more miserable. I can't wait until mugs are useful.
Commence Operation Statue Garden: A Marble Block Too Far!