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[Hippoman]

Well this is my first time ever using adamantium. I'ma so happy.

[lanceleoghauni]

I am working on designing a Dwarven mecha to defend my fortress.

[FuzzyDoom]

Just found my first Cavern ever. Can't wait to train up at least 2 more dwarves (I have one equipped in Bronze armor with no weapons...fixing that) and send them exploring!

[Hippoman]

Just found my first Cavern ever. Can't wait to train up at least 2 more dwarves (I have one equipped in Bronze armor with no weapons...fixing that) and send them exploring!

Crundles.
Troglodytes.
Elk birds.
bugbats.

In that order. From worst to best. But they are all very very annoying.

[shoowop]

Found out my militia commander has been routinely crying in the mayors arms because she had a "miscarriage" or two.

or three.


fucking baby.

[Hippoman]

fucking baby.

...That's the problem though...

[Schilcote]

fucking baby.

...That's the problem though...

I'm not sure, but I *think* blunt force trauma to the chest area can cause that. Whether or not DF actually simulates this or not I don't know, but it cares about teeth so...

[lanceleoghauni]

Sparsely Feathered Scorpion attacking my fort. *sigh*

[AxisofLint]

I spent three years overdesigning my irrigation system for my farms, but eventually got it sorted, in time to kill some goblins, and a Cyclops. Lost a dwarf (engraver, don't ask). Doing fairly well actually.

[Hippoman]

First time this has ever happened.
Guys wont equip shit.
I think it's cuz I never got a arsenal dwarf. Although I think I need more people first.

[lanceleoghauni]

No military, I Tend to be rather economic/Scientific for a fort.

the only weapons I have are in my minimal defensive grid and in boxes from what I've stripped from my test subjects.

This, obviously, creates problems in situations such as this where powerful enemies wish to destroy me.

Edit: Gotta love caravan Guards.

[jojojoey70]

  New fort, decided to train my doctor early before something horrible happens to my lil' workers. Problem, need patient. Decided to drop my useless cook a few levels to shake her up a bit. Once she meets the ground, she has 4 broken bones, 1 compound fracture and a torn rib. By some Dwarven miracle she survives, vomiting all the way to the hospital. Doctor dresses the wounds, sutures, etc. until he tries to put her on the traction bench... He can't move her.

(Nope, not yet...
Is she fat or something?...
Ah, screw this!)

So i decide to get some water from the kitchen, and when i come back, shes not in her bed, and the doctors not creepily standing on top of her trying to move her. She's gotten up to drink, and a yeti decides to prey on this weakened dwarf. It proceeds to pummel her into a pulp, until i send some migrants at it. Again, she lives, but is rotting in the hospital with no treatment, for some silly reason....


YUP, dying worker, lazy doctor, 3 migrants beating on a yeti that heals pretty damn fast... YAY!

[Hippoman]

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Anyone ever seen this before?
I named it Murderspurns the Shady Hammers.

WTF I named it again:

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This time it's called Toldrelease the Distance of Adoration.

Edit:

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Scaldedcharmed the Belt of Butterflies.

Edit: I'ma make a whole new topic for this shit.

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[Retro]

So this is weird.

Spoiler: This... (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: ...turned into this (click to show/hide)

Not unexpected, and somewhat intentional, but man does it ever look odd.

[Tarran]

That is the biggest tub I have ever seen.