Currently getting a bit intimidated...
It's early spring inthe fourth year. I've seen off two or three goblin raids, as well as some feisty wildlife. However, it's not that has made me train up two full squads and arm them in the best armour and weapons my - by now rather impressive - furnace system can produce, and cover the place in traps. No, that has been triggered by the
artifacts.
First up, we have Sigunkeshshak - an iron figurine. A masterfully designed image of Vabok Gearrasps the dwarf and Bekat Packclod the Rainy Scales the plains titan. Beckat Packclod is striking down Gearrasps, an event of 314.
Next up we have Thobuz Stukos Anist, a copper statue. This is a masterfully designed image of Zuglar Treatysects the dwarf and Bekat Packclod the Rainy Scales the plains titan. Beckat Packclod is striking down Zuglar Treatysects in 664.
Third artifact: ernamlathon "Modestmyths" - another iron figurine. A masterfully designed image of Tobul Fencedwave the dwarf and Bekat Packclod the Rainy Scales the plains titan. guess what...
Would you believe it - number four crops up. Absammot, a selenite bed. Of course, the imagery that will really help the lucky recipient noble drift off into dwarfy sleep is that of our old friend Beckat Packclod the Rainy Scales the plains titan, striking down Anir Earthdells in 107.
Finally one of my miners just came up from the depths of the craft area clutching this. Soduker "Mistywave", a gypsum
toy boat. Not just any toy boat, oh no. As well as the - by now expected - imagery of Beckat Packclod the Rainy Scales the plains titan striking down Edem Rampartstokes, some other unsuspecting dwarf in 151, we also have the rather charming menacing spikes of warthog leather and giant cave spider silk.
Fort population just hit 90.
*Puts on best Private Frazer accent*
We're all doomed...