A thief just stole a legendary silk sock. I didn't know that could actually happen. What the heck is going on around here??
On a related note how do I stop thieves? Kobolds are immune to my dwarf-only trap corridors.
get a military fast, you're about to get trap-immune ambushes regularly.
First time ever with kobolds was awful, i was hiding behind a wall of cage and weapon traps and they just walked right in and started shooting holes in dwarves with bows.
Anyway, spoilers and whatnot below:
Anyway, my current fort of 14 years is gearing up to hit the circus tent. Currently waiting on marksdwarves and the siege operator squad to train up in their respective weapons before i either win everything or lose it all.
Here's our first line of defense:
Each of those is packed full of 10 menacing spikes or spears, mostly steel and bronze/bismuth bronze, though a few are made out of copper from goblinite and whatnot. I plan to keep building them down the hallway until my marksdwarf squad hits legendary. Think i lost an adamantine spear in there somewhere too, but nobody was using it so oh well.(That one up/down stair will be removed once i'm done, it's just there to speed building the traps and linking them to my 2 million dwarf$ raw adamantine artifact lever)
Line of Defense #2:
There are 4 all-masterwork ballista here with an ammo stockpile that SHOULD have all 60 of my extra exceptional/masterwork steel ballista arrows in it, however my haulers are too busy partying and taking season long naps to bring the other arrows down at the moment. These will be staffed by 4 legendary siege operators, who once their position is compromised, will also be found to be 3 legendary axe lords and a master lasher using an artifact adamantine scourge. I don't think they will *need* to fight at this point though, because of Line of Defense 2.5 in this plan. See that single support by the down stairway? it's supporting this:
When the lever, 80 or so zlevels above this floor, is pulled, the support will be destroyed and this will cave in, not only on the clowns advancing towards the ballista battery, but it will also drop through this floor and crush all the clowns on the floor below as well, as the hallway below is dug out in the exact same shape. HOPEFULLY, the siege operators will have safely retreated upwards at this point to our final line of defense:
Line of Defense #3:
All our War Black Bears lead by our War Grizzly Bear will stand here with our 10 man militia, hopefully our engineer squad if they can retreat from their ballista battery in time, and The Captain of the Guard and his 9 subordinate Marksdwarves will be stationed inside the fortifications on the far right side(which will eventually be a huge ammo stockpile. I will lure as many of the clowns in as possible, then lock the hatches here and two floors up. Should the battle still go poorly, the support mixed in with the animals is set to cause another cave-in shaped to destroy everything but that which is inside the fortifications, which will probably only recieve a blast of dust that will likely render them unconscious. Due to the obvious danger, all non-Guard military personnel have been assigned a Royal Mausoleum for their possible sacrifice. The Guard will go without due to the relative safety that their role plays. You know, the relative safety of releasing all the demons of hell to attack the surface, and all.
If this last defense falls, then that's that. It's all over, they win and I lose, etc. But if i win, i'll definitely be going downstairs to set up shop.