Oh, boy. Gearcleared's been having a lot of Fun recently.
This was interesting, to say the least, and some animals/babies/children/recruits are still dieing from it. Then I had two more FB attacks and two goblin sieges after never having any involvement with the goblins for all 6 years of Olones except for one kidnapping. The FB after the dust one had some vapors that totally paralyzed, and instantly rotted by best of soldiers shortly after it was killed. The one after that was weak and only got one kill. The first siege wasn't too bad. I seem to only remember it being a squad of goblin crossbowman that I just rushed at after getting tired of waiting. I got a few kills on my own, but it broke easily. The second siege I didn't get so lucky with...
I think it was a squad goblin axemen, a squad or two of goblin swordsmen, and a squad of goblin bowmen...all riding a mix of giant rats, giant cave swallows, giant olms, cave crocodiles, rutherers, voracious cave crawlers, and jabberers--oh, and there were trolls. It was the whole deal. I retreated into my fortress and locked the door. I had a floor hatch installed on in my barracks, and locked that too so they'd fight my military after smashing down the door.
Half of my cage traps were just smashed by that third weak FB so they only caught four(including the one at the map edge) voracious cave crawlers and a troll. Like I expected, they came into my barracks and fought my military. It was a massive blood fest. Almost my whole militia died on just the first sword squadron.(Two of my best people died by lucky shots. One got stabbed in the back of the head, and one had his head crushed by a voracious cave crawler.) The only people left were an axedwarf with his left foot cut off, and a swordmaster with his chest cut open and his liver fractured. My axedwarf entered a martial trance and killed three goblin bowmen from his stationary position. My swordsdwarf entered one too and killed three or four trolls.
At this point I knew I was doomed and started getting a ragtag militia together on the next floor down, my megapile, and sealing it off too. By the time I was ready my swordsdwarf had killed all the trolls, most of the goblin swordsmen, and all but three goblin bowmen, one of which was a goblin elite crossbowman. I told my recruits to attack, but I forgot to unlock the hatch in my barracks, so they never got there before my swordsmaster which his chest cut open killed all by the bowmen. I then unlocked it and told them all to chase those last three down, but the swordsmaster caught all three before any of the recruits had hardly even gotten out of the fort.
I was wondering was the siege wasn't over when I noticed a goblin swordsman flying over on a Giant Cave Swallow. He flew away before anybody could get to him, but I also noticed that the axedudes were just waiting in the corner of the map, on the other side of the frozen brook. I hoped to rebuild a bit first, but some stupid people tried to grab a couple of socks and one of their voracious cave crawler's cages over their and died.
I finally got my awesome swordsdwarves' chest healed and sent him over near the river with one of the new recruits with my captain of the guard.(he wasn't in the barracks at the time because I didn't want him to get too strong and kill all criminals) When stupid people came now a goblin would chase them away, and my militia would pick him off.
My captain of the guard still died, and then that awesome dwarf who is now my militia commander charged after the whole squad...and won. Only three or four goblin survived and started running away even when fully healed. Yet the the siege wasn't technically over. He chased them all over and finally killed them and all and their mounts.(Actually, one might have run away.) Yes, he caught multiple goblins riding giant rats. The siege finally ended and Meng Zuntirdakost Saramgovos Catten, "Meng Anvilfloors the Great Leaf of Channels" is a hero.
The elves came to trade, and I found out the my broker who was made my mayor can't trade because he flipped a craftdwarf's workshop and got a beating that broke a rib and his nose. Still, even though a year ago we were 70 dwarves, 100 animals strong, and now we just have 32 dwarves, 12 of which in the hospital, and 10 of those permanently crippled, and we only with only ten animals, we're still here.
EDIT: Woah, that's gotta be the biggest thing I've typed onto the internet, ever.
EDIT2: There, paragraphs. Happy?