(edited highlights, but chronologically in order)
Fairly normal fort, set in the hills on the outskirts of dwarven civilisation, near a few frendly goblins, and just in range for the warring elves to send the odd ambush perfect for training the military. So I thought I'd set up my first library. We've just survived a loyalty cascafe caused by the former mayor being unable to finish a strange mood. Maybe education could help prevent future pointless infighting?
Sodel Unibthîkut, Goblin Scholar frozen ghoul is visiting.
Wow, that's really interesting! Surely the peaceful nature of academia can help my dwarves to understand how to get along with people of different opinions, temperatures, races and livingness?
Mörul Imushital, Fisherdwarf is throwing a tantrum!
Ah, the civil war has cast a long shadow. Some, sadly, can't let go of their anger. Nothing that our guardsdwarves can't keep under control...
Bookcase toppled by Mörul Imushital, Fisherdwarf.
Bookcase toppled by Mörul Imushital, Fisherdwarf.
Bookcase toppled eh? Well he must be in the Library...
The fisherdwarf misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
Guards? Guards!!!
The fisherdwarf punches the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the right lower leg with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the (alpaca wool robe)!
The fisherdwarf punches the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the left lower arm with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the (reindeer leather cloak)!
The fisherdwarf punches the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the left hand with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the (pig leather left mitten)!
The force bends the left wrist!
The fisherdwarf punches the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the right lower arm with his right hand, bruising the skin through the (reindeer leather cloak)!
Maybe he'll just laugh it off?
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul stands up.
The bone doctor attacks the goblin scholar frozen ghoul but He jumps away!
The militia commander misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul grabs the militia commander by the left lower arm with his right lower arm!
The stray keet misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the militia commander in the left foot with his left hand, but the attack is deflected by the militia commander's ≡iron high boot≡!
The militia commander misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
Alternatively, he'll just strike out and attack our general. At least he's armoured!
Bookcase toppled by Mörul Imushital, Fisherdwarf.
Meanwhile, Mörul continues his crusade against education. I guess he really doesn't like books?
The stray keet snatches at the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the right lower leg with her first toe, right foot, bruising the skin through the (alpaca wool robe)!
The buck rabbit scratches the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the left hand, bruising the skin through the (pig leather left mitten)!
The stray keet snatches at the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the left upper arm with her first toe, left foot, bruising the skin through the (reindeer leather cloak)!
The stray water buffalo calf misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
The buck rabbit misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
The animals decide to pile in. I'm not sure why there's a water buffalo in the library, but so long as it's being quiet, it isn't breaking the rules
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the buck rabbit in the right front paw with his left hand, but the attack glances away!
Rabbit Jackie Chan decides to showboat his kung fu skills.
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the buck rabbit in the right rear leg with his left hand and the injured part is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The buck rabbit gives in to pain.
Tulon Kizbizkilrud, Buck Rabbit (Tame) has been found dead.
...with predictable results
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul grabs the soap maker by the head with his right upper arm!
The soap maker misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the soap maker in the left lower arm with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the (giant cave spider silk cloak)!
The force pulls the left elbow, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the muscle!
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul throws the soap maker by the head with The goblin scholar frozen ghoul's right upper arm!
The soap maker slams into an obstacle!
The scholar turns his attention back to the two-legged residents, despatching the weaker ones with brutal force.
The axedwarf punches the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the right hand with her right hand, bruising the muscle through the (pig leather right mitten)!
More of the military shows up and decides that using weapons is just not good manners.
Urist Thukkanzas, Soap Maker: I've been wounded. No, that's not annoying.
Mörul Imushital, Fisherdwarf: Gruesome wounds! Ahhhhhhh! No!
Tirist Kodustuth, Gem Setter: I've been injured badly. This leaves me so shaken.
The fight is surrounded by the screams and shouts of the wounded.
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the stray lamb in the right front hoof with his left hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the stray lamb in the head with his left hand and the injured part collapses!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The stray lamb has been knocked unconscious!
The Stray Lamb (Tame) has been found dead.
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the stray keet in the head with his left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The Stray Keet (Tame) has been found dead.
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the dog in the head with his left hand and the injured part collapses into a lump of gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
Urist Nishedëm, Dog (Tame) has been found dead.
More animal casualties of this pointless bipedal conflict. Still, if you're going to go, "head punched off by a white walker" is a lot cooler than "turned into meat and minced together with acorns"
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul punches the peasant in the head with his right hand, bruising the muscle through the x≡goose leather hood≡x!
The force pulls the neck, tearing apart the fat and bruising the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
The peasant falls over.
'Tis but a flesh wound...
Mörul Imushital, Fisherdwarf: I toppled something over. I'm so regretful.
Mistêm Zonvutok, Peasant has been found dead.
They say it's better to regret things you did than regret what you didn't do, but I think Mörul might disagree
The dwarf stonecrafter necromancer gestures!
The dwarf axedwarf cold ghoul shudders and begins to move!
The dwarf cold ghoul shudders and begins to move!
The dwarf farmer cold ghoul shudders and begins to move!
The dwarf cold ghoul shudders and begins to move!
The dwarf weaponsmith cold ghoul shudders and begins to move!
The dwarf stonecrafter necromancer gestures!
Reindeer bull skeleton shudders and begins to move!
Tulon Kizbizkilrud's corpse shudders and begins to move!
Vucar Cattenkifed has become a Dwarf cold ghoul.
A passing necromancer thinks that what this fight needs is more undead! I'm not sure that's such a great idea...
The peasant punches reindeer bull skeleton in the upper body with his right hand, but the attack glances away!
Reindeer bull skeleton kicks the gelder in the right hand with his right rear hoof, bruising the fat through the (cave spider silk right mitten)!
The dwarf cold ghoul misses the goblin scholar frozen ghoul!
The goblin scholar frozen ghoul attacks the dwarf cold ghoul but He jumps away!
The axedwarf hacks the axedwarf in the upper body with her (iron battle axe), but the attack is deflected by the axedwarf's ≡iron breastplate≡!
The bookbinder bites reindeer bull skeleton in the right front hoof, but the attack glances away!
The bookbinder latches on firmly!
It's now a total melee of undead, dwarfs, pets and military. No-one has a clue who is on what side. 'Side' barely has a meaning at all.
The axedwarf hacks the goblin scholar frozen ghoul in the head with her (iron battle axe) and the injured part is cloven asunder!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The XX(goose leather head veil)XX breaks!
The (iron battle axe) has lodged firmly in the wound!
Finally one of the axedwarves remembers that they're holding a weapon, and uses it effectively. Hopefully this will all be over soon...
The axedwarf hacks the scholar in the upper body with her (iron battle axe), tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the heart through the X(cave spider silk cloak)X!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A major artery in the heart has been opened by the attack!
Unfortunately it turns out she's even less of a fan of learning than Mörul !
Goden Imushnëlas, Dwarf cold ghoul cancels Seek Infant: Too injured.
There are no winners...