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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53445 on: March 11, 2019, 06:20:48 pm »

Two things, either he died from an injury sustained en route, or...

Stealth weremammoths.

Or he dropped dead from old age, if there's no blood smeared everywhere.

Well yes, but if it was at the literal edge of the map it would also have to be effectively en-route.

Last one I had do that had four artifacts on him. He also reanimated and had to be killed with a sledgehammer.

EDIT: Check his pockets, maybe he has an armor stand in his pants.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53446 on: March 11, 2019, 06:25:48 pm »

Two things, either he died from an injury sustained en route, or...

Stealth weremammoths.

Or he dropped dead from old age, if there's no blood smeared everywhere.

Well yes, but if it was at the literal edge of the map it would also have to be effectively en-route.

Last one I had do that had four artifacts on him. He also reanimated and had to be killed with a sledgehammer.

EDIT: Check his pockets, maybe he has an armor stand in his pants.

There's a or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me joke somewhere in here. Maybe next to the slade millstone.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53447 on: March 11, 2019, 06:30:20 pm »

Not really, the incident in question included an armor stand, a crossbow, a mug, and a scythe. Dunno why or where he was keeping the armor stand, but's a great addition to King Uvash's bedroom.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53448 on: March 12, 2019, 01:42:05 am »

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53449 on: March 12, 2019, 06:03:21 am »

Let them become pets and name those who claim them Stark.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53451 on: March 12, 2019, 09:56:04 am »

Currently have a bush titan that killed 1/2 my population walled off in some bedroom chambers that are closed off to the rest of the fort in my goblin fort. I'm trying to figure out a way to be able to release it in a controlled fashion but I can tell it's not going to work. Additionally, I have caged all of the human, elvish, and dwarvish invaders in a room to the side of my fort and plan to deploy them as an involuntary militia against any future titans.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53452 on: March 12, 2019, 10:03:50 am »

Additionally, I have caged all of the human, elvish, and dwarvish invaders
You're at war with elves, humans and dwarves? How many invaders have you caged?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53453 on: March 12, 2019, 11:48:20 am »

Additionally, I have caged all of the human, elvish, and dwarvish invaders
You're at war with elves, humans and dwarves? How many invaders have you caged?
He clearly said he caged all of them

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53454 on: March 12, 2019, 11:53:45 am »

Additionally, I have caged all of the human, elvish, and dwarvish invaders
You're at war with elves, humans and dwarves? How many invaders have you caged?
He clearly said he caged all of them
Yes, but how many is "all"?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53455 on: March 12, 2019, 11:54:19 am »

Additionally, I have caged all of the human, elvish, and dwarvish invaders
You're at war with elves, humans and dwarves? How many invaders have you caged?
He clearly said he caged all of them
Yes, but how many is "all"?
Every one of them

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53456 on: March 12, 2019, 01:28:41 pm »

Finally got an outpost liaison and was promoted to a barony. I selected an armorer who had no problematic preferences and a huasband and child. Now we wait to see how she likes the fancy new manor complex i dug out for her family.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53457 on: March 13, 2019, 01:19:09 pm »

The firebreathing dimetrodon is finally dead. As are thirty odd dwarfs and humans, including 4 prior FB slaying heroes. Still, we have 150 living citizens so now to clean up the mess, finish the well (we lost our only water source when the second cavern was evacuated), get better defenses in place for next time and carry on searching for the third cavern layer (if it exists). Oh, and rebuild the military. They took a beating!
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53458 on: March 13, 2019, 11:49:16 pm »

It says, The world has passed into The Age of Rightstaker.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #53459 on: March 14, 2019, 11:06:06 am »

It says, The world has passed into The Age of Rightstaker.

Is Rightstaker the last Forgotten Beast or something?
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