Well, I'm running some sort of ridiculously safe fortress in a crazy pocket world again cause I'm on a tiny laptop with too little power to run my usual world type. For some reason, 94 dwarves and a million wealth or so (goooooold), no attacks yet. This world is a Pocket world with over a thousand various evil creatures: vampires, secret types, night trolls, titans and megabeasts, semimegas ... yeah.
Civilization is destroyed. My civ was dying until this last year when we got a Liaison (queen is in the fort, rooms loaded with gold to make her happy), guess it's looking up? No contacts besides my civ. Nothing else EXISTS lol. However, NOTHING has come for me except a giant bird that mauled a dwarf. Broke his leg, I didn't even notice him getting treated lol but he's fine.
This fort has been threatened by nothing but overseer stupidity (oh .... the booze is gone again? Whoops... dehydrated dwarves all over the mines). Probably going to HFS cause the world is so peaceful, must've had some sort of megabeast Armageddon out there reducing their own numbers. ... no creatures, no invasions, a couple kobolds who run at the sight of the dogs atop the volcano. Did I mention the volcano? It has half of its rim a tile above the other half, and I've dug the fortress into that side of the mountain (who wouldn't?), to utilize magma smelters etc. Beneath this is an absolute PILE of gold to dig up. I feel like Erebor. Lots of gems too, no elves or humans though, megas got those guys In a Time Before Time. So ... piles of gold crap in the royal rooms and statue garden, etc. etc. Weapons grade metal came with me - running ridiculous embark points to speed up getting started for fun. So I've been taking iron and forging it into pig iron and steel, but I don't know that I'll need it xD. Creates LOOOTS of metalworker moods because of all the low-levels running around working on stuff to get it done. The latest one grabs a gold bar, logs ... and sits there til I run THE QUEEN to the caverns to get a piece of spider silk (silk cloth, NOT yarn cloth, oh no, that's not good enough - blasted picky dwarf). Most of the season later ... we've filled his requirements for TWO stacks of bones and we get ...
A Gold Splint. Decorated with spikes of sheep wool, an image of a cut gem of some sort in wood, bands of cassiterite, and loads of other crap.
Jerk.
Sorry for the bad writing it's almost 1am here and I've been up awhile lol.
Also text wall.