Today has been...interesting... On a 10-old fort I just had a double goblin ambush. No problem, seal up the walls and gates, open up the trap tunnel. Except for the glitched, nonexistent diorite bridge, everything was fine. Then the first gobbo squad chased the baby alpaca into the trap hall. 4 or 5 were caught in the cages, 1 or 2 were shredded in the weapon traps. I let everyone out, the next squad came up after swimming my defensive river, and I ran everyone back inside and shut the gates this time (After the poor baby alpaca ran headlong inside as soon as the gates were open. Made me feel sad for that alpaca), then realized that my militia commander, a hardened spear/marksdwarf with an infected leg from an old wound was still out there, and had taken an arrow in the left hand, which made her drop her spear. So she pulled a crossbow and shot up the goblin spearman. The goblins then went crazy, running around past the dwarf, into the weapon traps. The results included a final tally of 2 decapitations and 7 caged goblins, which are now chained for dwarven target practice.
Then a giant gets on the map, and I seal up, thinking he'll go bust down the door and get stuck in a cage trap, but he takes a detour towards a glitched caravan guard marksdwarf.
He misses the giant a couple times, then hits....One-shot kill. Headshot. But all I thought was, Ohhh-kaayyyyy then.... That just happened. Too bad I can't butcher giants.
This is what has happened within 2 months (Dwarf time) in Winter the Bane of War. Quite a busy fort, what with goblins, giants, and ignorant medical staffers.