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Schilcote

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3255 on: June 02, 2010, 03:31:41 pm »
'Least he's quick to heal...
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I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3256 on: June 02, 2010, 05:31:44 pm »
Crista just died.
Well lookie here.
A FUCKING GOD DAMN FORGOTTON BEAST ABOUT 100 TILES AWAY FROM MY 3 MAIN PEOPLE AND MY FUCKING STAIRS TO MMY GOD DAMN BASE. YOU FUCKING MOLE RAT. YOU DID THIS TO ME. WHY. WHY.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. HOW DO I GET MY PEOPLE TO GET INTO THE STAIRS SO I CAN LOCK THE DOOORS?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3257 on: June 02, 2010, 05:41:28 pm »
Secondary tunnels and gatehouses are complete, and I've got patrols on them. 12 z pump stack, plumbing level, well reservoir, and power plant are complete. Up next: Perfectly round room with glass pillars through each axis.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3258 on: June 02, 2010, 05:53:29 pm »
Quote from: Hippoman on June 02, 2010, 05:31:44 pm
Crista just died.
Well lookie here.
A FUCKING GOD DAMN FORGOTTON BEAST ABOUT 100 TILES AWAY FROM MY 3 MAIN PEOPLE AND MY FUCKING STAIRS TO MMY GOD DAMN BASE. YOU FUCKING MOLE RAT. YOU DID THIS TO ME. WHY. WHY.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. HOW DO I GET MY PEOPLE TO GET INTO THE STAIRS SO I CAN LOCK THE DOOORS?
You don't? Save scum? Interestingly, doors probably wouldn't stop it.

On a brighter note. I have purchased a Stray Tigerman Hunter, female, and Two regular Stray Tigermen, one male and one female. Now to procede with Plan Tigerbomb. Also numerous other tigers, giant tigers, and assorted felines of various sizes.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3259 on: June 02, 2010, 06:26:58 pm »
Quote from: beorn080 on June 02, 2010, 05:53:29 pm
On a brighter note. I have purchased a Stray Tigerman Hunter, female, and Two regular Stray Tigermen, one male and one female. Now to procede with Plan Tigerbomb. Also numerous other tigers, giant tigers, and assorted felines of various sizes.

Feline Circus Group?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3260 on: June 02, 2010, 06:43:04 pm »
I have three forgotten beasts stuck in the same 1-tile-wide hall between a stretch of wall and the edge of the map. Some of them have been there three years. I'm not really interested in letting them lose to face off with the military, since I'd be unable to let one out at a time, so I guess they're just gonna be hanging out for a while.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3261 on: June 02, 2010, 06:47:23 pm »
Mine seems to be walking around underwater. Although I'm still taking precautions.
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As I finished this sentence, I went and checked my fort.
A mechanic died.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3262 on: June 02, 2010, 07:03:42 pm »
Quote from: Grendus on May 31, 2010, 12:01:56 am
elves, and who needs them anyways

How else are you going to get a ready supply of War Bears?

I don't mind elves anymore...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3263 on: June 02, 2010, 09:44:57 pm »
It would appear that the general (war-leader) of the Goblin civilization is a Dwarf. A damn elusive one, as well. He's invaded a few times, only to quickly leave the map shortly afterward while the goblins do all the dirty work. I'd love to have a chance to, ahem, interrogate him, but he isn't giving me the opportunity.

Most frightening thing though: it appears that he has shaved his beard.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3264 on: June 02, 2010, 10:46:23 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on June 02, 2010, 06:26:58 pm
Quote from: beorn080 on June 02, 2010, 05:53:29 pm
On a brighter note. I have purchased a Stray Tigerman Hunter, female, and Two regular Stray Tigermen, one male and one female. Now to procede with Plan Tigerbomb. Also numerous other tigers, giant tigers, and assorted felines of various sizes.

Feline Circus Group?

A furry porn production industry. I bet the elves will pay top dollar...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3265 on: June 02, 2010, 11:13:05 pm »
I wonder why I'm reminded of that one show that used to be on adult swim.  A show about two detectives with suggestive names... Stroker and Hoop.

I believe one episode included genetically modified tiger girls, made by a dirty movie studio scheming to get filthy rich.  I believe the line "They love that stuff over in Japan." was uttered.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3266 on: June 03, 2010, 06:08:52 am »
Who would have thought elephants were so... Splashy.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3267 on: June 03, 2010, 07:17:30 am »
Quote from: Halo on June 02, 2010, 10:46:23 pm
Quote from: Haspen on June 02, 2010, 06:26:58 pm
Quote from: beorn080 on June 02, 2010, 05:53:29 pm
On a brighter note. I have purchased a Stray Tigerman Hunter, female, and Two regular Stray Tigermen, one male and one female. Now to procede with Plan Tigerbomb. Also numerous other tigers, giant tigers, and assorted felines of various sizes.

Feline Circus Group?

A furry porn production industry. I bet the elves will pay top dollar...

bleh...

Quote from: DangerHelvetica on June 02, 2010, 09:44:57 pm
Most frightening thing though: it appears that he has shaved his beard.

EUGHHHBLEHCK
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Quote from: Rentorian on October 31, 2011, 12:02:31 pm
I dunno, you guys have survived Thomas the tank engine, golems, zombies, nuclear explosions, laser whales, and being on the same team as ragnarock.  I don't think something as tame as a world ending rain of lava will even slow you guys down.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3268 on: June 03, 2010, 12:27:21 pm »
Hey, you remember when nobles made impossible demands? Remember when Toady removed them?

Mafol Zegdatan, mayor has made a new demand.
Demands: green glass bed in Bedroom
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #3269 on: June 03, 2010, 04:27:36 pm »
Why is that impossible?
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