A goblin ambush happened, fairly standard stuff. A bridge trap launched a goblin hammerman into a tree, so he's just lying there, seeing as he can't get down due to his broken legs, bruised guts, fractured arm, stuff like that. All I lost was a single marksdwarf. The tree is right in front of my fortress entrance, and the marksdwarf mutilated corpse is a few meters past that.
My civilian dwarves are all like, WE MUST BURY OUR VALIANT SOLDIER!Plus, I really like his socks. Then they see the hammerman puking in a tree, and they're like OH GOD THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE and run away. Then they remember the socks and run back, see the gobbo again, rinse and repeat. As a result, they have generated over 9000 announcements, and the LAVA MOAT BRIDGE (Did I mention we at Groovedtown have that?) is swarming with dwarves.
And now, my legendary engraver tantrums, because, apparently, the deceased marksdwarf was his only friend. He goes and deconstructs the bridge, dropping 30+ dwarves into the LAVA MOAT.
I am kind of impressed, really. THAT is how you rise against the system that forced your only friend into the army and then got him killed in another meaningless goblin ambush! Changed his profession to "Magnificent Bastard". Am currently watching the pretty colors.