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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25725 on: September 26, 2012, 02:43:05 am »

Argh, one of my dwarves is a vampire. I think it may be the mayor/bookkeeper, due to the lack of thoughts and extremely long membership list.

Well, I guess I'll just accuse her of the murder then lock her in her office for the rest of time.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25726 on: September 26, 2012, 04:40:52 am »

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25727 on: September 26, 2012, 05:42:49 am »

I'm having more issues with dwarves using adamantine for things it should never be used for, now a doctor stitched up a dwarf with adamantine strands! And someone just randomly made a coffin out of it. Is there a way to only allow adamantine for strand extraction and smelting?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25728 on: September 26, 2012, 05:46:44 am »

Sadly no, unless the hospital is fully stocked they go right for strands. On the bright side, those stiches made the dwarf worth more than he otherwise was. As far as the coffin, you may want to make sure the raw stuff isn't set to be used like normal stone.

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25729 on: September 26, 2012, 07:53:51 am »

A sad day has befallen AnnualHate. Reksas, Madame Badass and sole protector of the fortress, has fallen in battle today. She valiantly took on an ambush of warlocks and their zombified minions, slaughtering them quickly and without mercy.  She had some 30 notable kills to her name, maybe more when she perished.

Yet, she did not die from a wound from some equally matched foe. No, our warrior could not be matched in prowess, so she was instead struck down by magical means. Curse your trickery, warlocks! *shakes fist*

She fought well, but let it be known that Reksas did not enjoy the service.  She was constantly unhappy every time she strode into battle, as though regretting the death sentence she must dish out. Yet she continued to serve to protect our small fort and the few children inside, none of which are her own. She will be remembered.

Welp, unless one of these bloody dwarf children will finally grow big enough to stab things, then AnnualHate is practically defenseless.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25730 on: September 26, 2012, 09:32:09 am »

Currently building a minecart track that spirals down around my central staircase.  This thing is over 60 zlevels high.  It's tedious going, but once complete ore can be sent down to the magma smelters down there.

Also, it will make a bitchin' roller coaster.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25731 on: September 26, 2012, 09:42:38 am »

Dorf caravan showed up while goblins were finishing up an ambush on several wild Oxen. The caravan was safe - I have a path leading striaght from the edge of my map to the Depot with walls and a ceiling all around - but I suppose my caravan got scared from hearing the sounds of the dying beasts because they unpacked and then immediately packed up their crap. Luckily, it was stuff I would have liked rather than needed, but it's still a little annoying.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25732 on: September 26, 2012, 09:49:32 am »

What's going on in my fort, ye ask? I will tell ya!
In a fort of 45 Dwarfs, not one with a weapon, all people are happy, but then! Well, then! It appeared! It! Ejas Sedmetukstis! Werecoati! I didn't even know what a damn coati was! And all ran inside, the doors tightly closed and what? Now what!?
He killed my damn Mamba problem, they killed one of my puppies...

EDIT: Damn useless migrants... currently building a tower for some caged snatchers...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25733 on: September 26, 2012, 10:42:23 am »

Warning: My Little Fortress ahead.

Canyontalon has had an unfortunate history with ambushes in its 9 years of existence.  Of the 122 griffons who have moved to or hatched within its walls, 17 have been slain by the sneaking devils that are the locals.  Very rarely does a year go by that a civilian isn't caught unaware by half a dozen twisted sociopathic ponies, or a soldier is struck down by the dagger of a badger pony berserker.

Many hard lessons have been learned, and now when a civilian leaves the walls for any reason, no less than a full squad of the first and second companies escort then.  Twenty griffons covered in full steel armor, half with swords, half with bows, stand watch as the frightened woodcutters and masons work hurriedly to do their work before yet another ambush arrives to claim them.

This time, something went wrong.  A hole was discovered in the internal roofing over the courtyard.  The malign, cackling discordant pegasi could swoop inside without so much as a pause, so the masons were scrambled to repair the mistake.  Then the zebra caravan arrived.  History has taught Major Alexei Rykov that when caravans arrive, the discordant ponies soon follow, and he immediately ordered thirty soldiers to cover the caravan's approach and to guard the courtyard.

With the soldiers busy protecting the caravan, nobody noticed when Lana went outside.  During the initial construction of the roof, the block stocks had been moved outside to speed construction.  No one moved them back inside.  While she was busying herself filling the last of the holes in the roof, they came.  She never heard the silent swoops as the pegasi descended upon her.  Maces swung and whips tore through the air, and in moments Lana was dead.  A careless oversight that cost yet another life.

The soldiers rushed to the scene, but they were too late.  Private Akulina, one of the greenest of second company, was the first to the fight.  Her bow incapacitated the first discordant pony brave enough to face her, but she was quickly overwhelmed by those that remained.  Captain Ivan Bortsov arrived to find her broken body beneath the snickering mace ponies.  Blood covered the ground and her face where a mace had shattered her beak and skull, and something changed within the captain at that moment.

It took a week for all of the discordant pony body parts to be hauled to the refuse dump.

Four months later, more of the cursed discordant ponies darkened Canyontalon's lands.  To this day, no one knows why Captain Bortsov was so far away from the fortress entrance.  Far to the northeast, he stood over the remains of a zebra caravan that had been destroyed years ago by another ambush, long since picked over for anything of use.  Perhaps he was meditating over the scene, trying to understand his foe.  Perhaps he knew they would return, and when they did, he would be waiting.

A dozen monstrous pony parodies leaped from hiding, grasping swords or maces with their teeth or magical horns.  Two even had the temerity to attack him without a weapon in their jaws.  In a moment he was filled with righteous wrath and hatred for these ghastly mockeries of civilized beings, and he raised his sword and shield.

The battle was brief and decisive.  His sword flashed again and again, gutting a unicorn, tearing the wing from a pegasus, and shattering the hooves of an earth pony.  Their weapons sought him, but none could get past his guard.  He ducked and rolled aside, and even when he was tossed to the ground their swords and maces could not touch him.  When his blade removed the head of a unicorn foolish enough to face him still, they saw the folly of their actions, and true to their cowardly nature they turn and fled like foals.  He gave chase, removing a tail and hoof of another pony, but most escaped.  He let them go.  They would return and tell the others that to attack Canyontalon meant death.

Captain Bortsov calmly strode back to the entrance of Canyontalon, leaving the corpses to rot in the sun.  They did not deserve the dignity of being disposed of.  More would come to join them in death, as they always did.

But they would now know that he would be there waiting for them.

I've had pretty bad luck with the ambushes, and my stupidity keeps costing lives.  I thought for sure I was going to lose the captain in that attack, which consisted of two ambushes.  I watched in disbelief as he tore apart several of the discordant ponies and convinced the rest to leave post haste. I was grinning by this point, extremely proud of my little griffon soldier for showing these evil ponies for once they couldn't just waltz in here like they owned the place.

Even better, a griffon chick hatched moments later.  Having them actually hatch is a pretty rare event compared to dwarves giving birth, since you have to forbid the eggs and hope they get incubated properly.  I feel a little warmth inside every time one hatches.  It was almost like he was born to replace poor Lana.  I have a few more incubating now, hopefully there will be a new Akulina soon.

...okay, that was way, way too long, I should probably get back to work.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25734 on: September 26, 2012, 11:00:09 am »

It seems that the Yak Cow doesn't want to get pregnant again and is in an never ending fight with the Yak Bull... and because she didn't know what an abortion was she killed her child...
Can someone tell me why those suicidal dogs are gathering on my tower?

EDIT: Dammit! 8 Babies in 2 minutes!
EDIT2: Make that 15 in 3...
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25735 on: September 26, 2012, 01:13:18 pm »

Success!!  My minecart track worked!  And somehow, when working around the caverns, I created just enough length in some tracks to keep the minecart at a safe speed to be ridden.  It glides to a nice halt at its destination and doesn't rocket off any corners.  Someone can hitch a ride down, and then haul the cart back upstairs because the pathing back up is broken IDK.  I hate designating minecart tracks, I always fuck up somewhere.

I was expecting it to fly off the end stop after going down 60+ zlevels, but accidental engineering works.  Also, I timed it, it takes like 10-15 seconds to get all the way down, haha.

I also created a nice little bathhouse in the caverns, it even has a little soap stockpile.  It's also sealable in case of beasties.  The floor grates surrounding the well are already covered in purple gunk, but at least everyone has the "had a nice bath recently" thought.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25736 on: September 26, 2012, 02:12:21 pm »

Warning: My Little Fortress

... sociopathic ponies, pony berserker.

...griffons

...pegasi ... zebra caravan ... discordant ponies

... snickering mace ponies. 

A dozen monstrous pony ... magical horns... 

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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25737 on: September 26, 2012, 04:00:36 pm »

My Little Fortress is srs bsns.
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25738 on: September 26, 2012, 04:40:31 pm »

...badger pony berserker.

I'm currently trying to wrap my mind around how a badger pony could possibly exist. A pony with a badger head? A badger with pony back hooves? A ball of fur with hooves and claws and rabies protruding in menacing spikes at random angles?


...since you have to forbid the eggs and hope they get incubated properly.  I feel a little warmth inside every time one hatches.


And from what I understand of how eggs work, not forbidding the griffin eggs leads to the eggs getting taken for food storage, to eventually get cooked...So does that mean these griffins would eat their unborn young without your guidance?
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Re: What's going on in your fort?
« Reply #25739 on: September 26, 2012, 04:48:40 pm »

I'm currently trying to wrap my mind around how a badger pony could possibly exist. A pony with a badger head? A badger with pony back hooves? A ball of fur with hooves and claws and rabies protruding in menacing spikes at random angles?

They generally work out to the latter (i.e. stalking death by bismuth bronze dagger that stabs through steel helmets as if they were nothing), but I think they're supposed to be the first: a pony with a badger head, coat pattern and tail.  The berserkers also have tusks, but those tend to just get whacked off in the first few rounds of a fight.

Anyway, they'll hide and sneak up to a civvie or soldier, then enrage and perforate their brain with the dagger, caring little for armor.  'Tis quite frustrating, I've lost good soldiers to these mofos.

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And from what I understand of how eggs work, not forbidding the griffin eggs leads to the eggs getting taken for food storage, to eventually get cooked...So does that mean these griffins would eat their unborn young without your guidance?

That is quite correct.  I've got a lot of griffon egg roasts chilling in my stockpiles now.  I brought turkeys with me for the eggs, but I've got lots of griffon eggs too.  It's more than a bit creepy, but there's little you can do to stop them from eating their unborn babies.  The only option is to sit there and constantly watch the nest boxes, and immediately forbid any eggs.  Dump eggs you don't want (or that are infertile, such as if there is no husband).  Of course, you'll never get them all...

I was pretty shocked to learn that griffon incubation worked at all, but it does sometimes.  I haven't yet found a pattern to the mother sitting on the eggs and whether they'll hatch or not.  I've definitely seen eggs hatch when the mother didn't sit on them constantly.
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