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[Sus]

Golud the Spongy Pig. Best god ever.

Imagine his followers trying to convert people. "Hi, we would like to tell you about Golud the Spongy Pig..." *cue uncontrollable giggling*

Recently at Muterock:
Cave crocodile has reverted to wild state! (it was at the pasture in front of main gate -ed.)
Fun ensues!
...
It is raining putrid goo! (so, basically, Tuesday... -ed.)

Also, coming back to haunt the living gets you murdered. Again.


...dafuq? The ghost-murderer left the butcher shop he claimed without making anything and is waddling in the goo outside, apparently still in a fell mood. The butcher shop became unclaimed though.

[Hanslanda]

@ Hanslanda - Go with Joinedspider. That sounds good.

@ Madoc - Still the most bitchin' gauntlet ever.

Got Warspiders after I 'r'd enough. I kept it. Sometimes the RNG just knows.

@Sus: I lol'd and that is awesome.

[Splint]

And so Hans returns! We're still sitting there discussing random shit if you care to join us.

So I plan to embark in an evil forest, as I have modded phantom spider silk to be very valuable (that means no cats, they'll kill the damn spiders) We'll see how long I last as humans.

[Person]

I started a fort with undead camels nearby. I had two soldiers ready for a situation like this, but eventually one of them got brained and zombified, and proceeded to murder everyone else. All this happened before the end of granite. Gonna have another go at it soon.

[acetech09]

Five-Squad gobbo siege. All fucking crossbowgobs. ALL RIDING FUCKING JABBERERS.

Gonna be a long siege.

[Stuball]

Well, I just realised that children can get strange moods, I've now got a fat dwarven girl who "appreciates natural beauty" currently in the process of violently contorting the bones of a yak and a puppy into some form of jewellery. Somehow this is a freakier mental image that a dwarven man doing the same thing.

[Stuball]

Oh, what the actual fuck.

First migrant wave - five. Nice easy start.

Second migrant wave - seven. Ok, that's fine.

Third migrant wave - sixty. Fuckin' 60, of which, the majority are children or useless. Gah.

[Hanslanda]

Oh, what the actual fuck.

First migrant wave - five. Nice easy start.

Second migrant wave - seven. Ok, that's fine.

Third migrant wave - sixty. Fuckin' 60, of which, the majority are children or useless. Gah.

Jesus christ. Well, at least you've got some cannon fodder raw recruits.

[Spell]

Oh, six gobbos are waiting in front of a raised bridge? Lets quickly atom smash them! *bridge deconstructs* WHAT? FFFFUUUUU! "Your strength has been broken."

[VerdantSF]

Oh, what the actual fuck.

First migrant wave - five. Nice easy start.

Second migrant wave - seven. Ok, that's fine.

Third migrant wave - sixty. Fuckin' 60, of which, the majority are children or useless. Gah.

Yeah after my first 50+ migrant wave, I've become a firm believer in manipulating the pop cap as I go along.  You'll still get big groups sometimes, but at least you can be ready for them.

[crazyjake56]

We're on a vampire hunt, and don't think we don't know how to weeeed 'em out!

[Argus_Mccray]

I'm currently re-enacting my favorite scene from the game Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtIOphn53k4

I'm using goblins and obsidian entombment to build the Pillar of Flesh.

"I am the Scourge of Armok, appointed to chastise you since no one knows the remedy for your iniquity except me. You are wicked, but I am more wicked... SO BE SILENT!"

[Darkening Kaos]

Well, I just realised that children can get strange moods, I've now got a fat dwarven girl who "appreciates natural beauty" currently in the process of violently contorting the bones of a yak and a puppy into some form of jewellery. Somehow this is a freakier mental image that a dwarven man doing the same thing.

I've had a one-year old and his three year-old sister both have moods and children are always either bone carvers or stone crafters.  Both of mine became Legendary in their chosen craft.  On the plus side, the C₂H₅OH burners do not seem to experience skill rust.

[angrysully]

I wonder if it would be possible to have a gigantic city put on one level and have everyone travel by rail cart (subway) and have stations for people to board and exit at.

[misko27]

I wonder if it would be possible to have a gigantic city put on one level and have everyone travel by rail cart (subway) and have stations for people to board and exit at.

I'm planning something similar, a long, but thin embark with two ouposts, connected by rail.

I decided to create a nature preserve, and I looked over at my captured animals. Nothing, NOTHING, but bird people. Except for one, lone, louse woman. So, to get rid of all of them, I've decided to set all of them free at once, from the same cage, in front of my dogs. This will be interesting.

EDIT: Curse you ELVES!!! I set up a nice number of ruined clothes and random trade goods, get a decent number of animals from them, and right as stuff is moving along, I get "waa, you killed a tree". I look over, and notice a few wood decorations, interesting as I don't do that. I try again, and get angreir response. Fuck them, i say, and size their stuff. Anyway, I've decided to release the birds right as the elves go passed. Will enjoy this immensely.