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[Chagen46]

Shit, I'm fucked, then.

And some more goddamn migrants came, ugh, GOD DAMMIT

Time to have some fun.

I promised myself I wouldn't dig into the clown car...

[ZZmage]

One of my dwarven children had its berzerk button pressed when it hit 2 and found it wasn't clothed picked up and threw a slate block hitting my armorer in the face killing him.. now i understand why so many dwarves seem to have a dwarf kill in their past..... what FUN

addendum
the dwarf killed was her mother. hahahhahahahha this really shouldn't make me laugh as hard as it does

2nd addendum
the girl has subcumed to thirst and died she has a brother who is currently crawling around doomed to die oh goody the mayor is the father of these two and now wont meet with the mountain home ambassador fun..... once the baby kicks i bet ill be seeing him enter a fell mood or worse. since im not burrying my dead and dumped them in a room with him ^_~

[MenacesWithSpikes]

Rakust Oddomlar, Weaponsmith (and Anvilring's Legendary Weaponsmith) has created Sheriktan, a steel battle axe!

Basic value:  160800*

Sheriktan (Perplextick), a steel battle axe

This is a steel battle axe.  All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  It is encircled with bands of steel and copper.

Yay for artifact steel battle axes!

[Splint]

As I am leveling my weaponsmith on cheap copper weapons, my hammerpimp has decided that the best course of action to deal with a thief, is to push the little guy down a hill and strangle him to death.

Dear god are these .34 dorfs psychotic.

[ZzarkLinux]

RabbitHut the Grass-Devourer
Cause of Death: A Brooding Menace

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

01) Land Layout
02) Land Enemies
03) 2nd migrant wave mystery
04) 2nd migrant wave resolved
05) Code Yellow
06) Dwarves Save Dwarves
07) The Sponge has Spoken

RabbitHut the Holy House
Cause of Death: Unknown, Communication Lost

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01) Start
02) Dwarf Down, Population Up
03) Light at the End of the Tunnel
04) The Big Wave
05) Garbage Improvement
06) Were Woof
07) What the hell is olivine?
... Communication Lost ...
Or rather, I wanted to see how 3 Bronze-clad, Well-Trainted Dwarves would fare against undead livestock on the surface.
Here's a hint of the results.

The Great Rabbit-Hut
Founded by The Bronze Grains

01) The Embark - What happened??

World and Region Info

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Our mountain range, the Feverish Tooth vv


Our non-mountain square, so we can embark, the Torrid Steepe vv


This is what's important vv

Prologue

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Asuho was rarely grumpy.
She always tried to be optimistic, and found her strength in doing so.
So when she was called to the Grand Council meeting, she was prepared for a plan.
A good-thing type plan, one that would lead to greater things.

Welcome, you seven great dwarves.The Grand HighBeard announced.
I must apologize for calling you here at midnight.

"Then be frank."Laputa interrupted
"If something is so urgent, don't hold us here for plesantries."
Asuho would later find out that Laputa was eternally a realist. A crude, realistic dwarf.

The Grand Highbeard paused, and turned to his servants for a bit, talking in hushed silence.
Then he spoke
Alright then. The Grand Council knows that you are of age.
We understand that your families are, well, still with us in spirit.
However, seeing that you all have limited space in The Moral Lanterns, we have decided that you should go on an expedition.

What! Kurumu exclaimed How dare you suggest that we leave this
But the guards had approached her, making it clear that the bickering should be saved for later

Please, understand. We need you to go search for better answers, for greener pastures.
We are under seige by an ever growing curse of death and savagery. We need you to gather ...

Asuho turned and started walking out of the chamber.
If there is no bright side to this plan, then ... well ... we'll still get by.

We'll find the answers. As she left the chamber, she could hear bickering back behind her.
But she felt strong, thinking about the future. Her nervousness would not last long (She is an Adequate Consoler after all)

...
...

Later that night, Yukari approached the armory. Being among The Seven, she wanted to see what she could get before being exiled

A guard speaks to Yukari, seemingly half asleep, and half drunk
Halt... Oh, it's you.
You need to take that copper bar. I heard it will make a fine axe.

Yukari eyed the open door behind him. There, she could see a pile of bars in the storeroom
Well, if this is so important, why not give me more ??

Oh, nono. I've got orders
The guard replied
You need that one copper bar. It could make a good axe, like mine.

Yukari had planned for this
Really? May I see what a good axe is made of??

Sure The guard replied. Though he was hesitant to hold it out, he was proud to show it off

But Yukari was ready. She wasn't going to get stuck out in the wilderness with nothing but fancy well-wishes.
She grabbed the axe from the guard's hand. And in quick fashion, she invented Ax Crazy

Unfortunately, her efforts weren't bountiful. There were only 9 bars of bronze left in that storeroom.
...
...

The group managed to get away from their homeland.
Of course, they had no idea where to go, simply being under the orders of "expand for the benefit of our mountainhome".
They travelled for days. Until, one day, it seemed that staring at a pair of Yak Bull butts just wouldn't work anymore.

They stopped when they saw a wolverine howling into a small hole in the ground.
For some reason or another, this was not a good time to be making a fuss in front of our Seven Dwarves. So the group slaughtered the wolverine
There was something weird about this wolverine. Some meat seemed good. Other meat seemed, well, rotten.

But then the group saw what the wolverine was after. Huddled in the hole was a pair of stray rabbits and a pair of lambs.
Upon slaying a grumpy wolverine, and rescuing some lost livestock, the group decided to stop here, and try to carve out some sort of new home.

Correlary: Yes, I made a Bash Script to replace all the dwarf names with random names from a certain television genre ...

Embark Preparations, or rather  !! Oh Carp !! I guess being the last Dwarves on the earth The Plane of Omens means we don't have Tin or Iron.

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Well, this isn't what I hoped for vv


Guess being driven to near-extinction means our mountainhome is low on resources.
Still I tested this site. I know that I'll be okay without anvils for a little bit. So I'll go with this vv

[Splint]

Accidently melted a woodcutter. That's gonna be fun to deal with.

EDIT: Yeah, time to abandon. Forges are flooding a dog died, and a woodworker was melted. Good run all things considered.

[agertor]

I assume the good run was after the flood?

[Splint]

Yeah.... I tried to to wall in the flood, and that was what led to the dog dying(belonged to a recently drafted migrant)

As you would imagine, it didn't work.

[Chagen46]

Accidently melted a woodcutter. That's gonna be fun to deal with.

Only in Dware Fortress.

God dammit I love this game.

[ThatAussieGuy]

Accidently melted a woodcutter. That's gonna be fun to deal with.

EDIT: Yeah, time to abandon. Forges are flooding a dog died, and a woodworker was melted. Good run A typical day in Dwarf Fortress, all things considered.

It isn't fun until the dwarves are fleeing in terror

I'm fiddling with a fort in 34.06 for the first time and working on a small project that I might share once it's done. 

[Chagen46]

I went into worldgen, made the minimum rainfall 100 and the max 100, and genned. I didn't expect to get an embarkable world, but I somehow did.

[Splint]

only sisy elves and humans need rainfall for thier crops. Dorfs use the caverns!

[Sus]

What the shit?!
My food production just ground to a complete halt, despite there being plenty of animals with slaughter pending, a ton of seeds and plenty of room to plant them, as well as more wild plants to gather than you can shake a -fungiwood training spear- at.
Apparently, every single food industry worker just decided to go on strike or something.

The resulting starvation spiral ended the fort. Brought low by the bloody Dwarven Labor Union, of all things... 

Oh well, if at first you don't succeed... *shrugs*

> Strike the Earth!

[kaijyuu]

34.05

Hell conquered.
No traps, no cave ins, no obsidian or ice casting.
Pure military might.
1 dwarf death; my useless haul dwarf turned miner.
~30 bear/other pet deaths.
No serious injuries.


Dwarf Fortress status: Won.



EDIT: Hey cool, I didn't know demons were butcherable.

Tonight we dine in hell, on hell.

[Garath]

Looking through legends mode, there was a god in the shape of a giant bat, mostly worshipped by humans, who had a habit of cursing them into were sheep... Oh the indignity. He also cursed someone to become a rat, some giraffes and a bear.

some of those gods are real curse spammers....


what was that movie again with the carnivorous sheep?