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[Necro910]

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I once had a Dwarf-slaying Giant Bat deep in my caverns. Its weapon was a pair of trousers.

It pants'd your fort.

[FrisianDude]

It only got one not-very-important Dwarf before I had it smooshed.

[Crazy Cow]

In a brief test, I gave dwarves [CANNOT_UNDEAD] and embarked. I killed a total of 20 dwarves for !!!SCIENCE!! before one came back as a ghost.

[Mcducks22]

Out of curiosity, I looked up the minotaur in legends, and found something very interesting. For the past 250 years, this minotaur has preyed on one race and one race only: elves.

I scrolled through 16 pages of this thing killing and fighting elf after elf after elf. Maybe I was too rash to kill it. It could have been a powerful ally.

[Necro910]

Out of curiosity, I looked up the minotaur in legends, and found something very interesting. For the past 250 years, this minotaur has preyed on one race and one race only: elves.

I scrolled through 16 pages of this thing killing and fighting elf after elf after elf. Maybe I was too rash to kill it. It could have been a powerful ally.

He should be cremated in magma for his greatness.

[AnimaRytak]

I'm no longer trapped in my fort by goblins, my four, iron-clad, danger room trained militia slaughtered the last ambush in seconds and all has been quiet since.  In the meantime, I've drafted 10 useless immigrants and sent them to mine out the soil around my bridge in order to build their strength, endurance, and agility for my future super soldiers.

In the mean time I've worked on expanding my above-ground fort and power training my siege engineers with a specialized siege archery range (doesn't consume ammunition as far as I can tell.)  Also, I found out Cavy's are just guinea pigs, and hence the 20+ of them I have are completely useless.  They've all been given the axe.

Edit:
Turns out the wiki is correct in that Cavy's only drop one skull when butchered.  Totems anyone?

[jaxy15]

I witness the horror of 20 rabbits reproducing.
I have so many bunny skulls I could make a totem as tall as one of Armok's whiskers.

[Stoup]

I'm building a 10-Z high Microcline execution tower out in front of my fortress. As I'm putting the finishing touches on the roof, I notice a Blue jay has made its way onto the first floor. He seems trapped in there, along with my war dog, though by what means the dog got in there I have no idea.

[quintilius]

New fort... dug down, found a magma pipe into a cavern with an antman civ (bunch of ants standing around some leather - not that i left the entrance open long enough to say hello)

4 FB cavern spawns later and the antman queen has finally died

I'm engraving a memorial slab to her - i'll build her a tomb and put the FB corpses in there with her... she may not have been a dwarf but she deserves some serious respect. Usteximox d. 23rd Mal 161

[AnimaRytak]

The Forgotten Beast Urbed Shoneththudel Omsos Zitha has come! A gigantic beaver composed of salt.  It has two narrow tails and it has a gaunt appearance.

He promptly ran off towards the amphibian men and was killed by wooden spears.  He is now a pile of salt.

Also it appears Sazir, one of my founding 7 and my Barony, has gone stark raving mad.  Turns out the lack of a proper bedroom really nagged at him.  I think this will set back my standing with the mountain home quite a bit.

[BodyGripper]

A dwarf by the name of Bembul Mountainmurders just showed up in a migrant wave.  She has a little bit of macedwarf skill, and I just got an artifact mace.  So I'm calling her "The Chosen One".

[Scheming Koala]

Embarked on a glacier with a volcano for the first time and right when i started my expedition leader somehow fell into a 4 z layer deep pool and was encased in ice in 2 seconds

[drkpaladin]

A child just grabbed a stack of 114 forgotten beast bones for his strange mood as his main ingredient, I'm hoping for a throne 

Edit: aw, a bracelet.  At least it references the founding of my fort along with my artifact gold mace.

[DrKillPatient]

Starting a new fort, trying to usher in strange moods in such a way that I can construct a dining room with furniture made entirely from elf bones.
Also, attempting a water-pressurized elephant cannon.

[BodyGripper]

I'm being sieged by goblins and humans.  I think this is a first for me.  However, I'm sealed up for the time being.