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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2015, 04:01:28 pm »

[Hawkeye]BUT IT WASN'T A WAGON, IT WAS A BEE-BY![/Hawkeye]
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2015, 05:24:11 pm »

[Hawkeye]BUT IT WASN'T A WAGON, IT WAS A BEE-BY![/Hawkeye]
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I'm confused, so is it a memorial that weighs less than a gram, or did someone put together millions of bees so that they could extract bee nervous tissue to pool together enough of it to make a regular-sized memorial from it?

For that matter, do bees even HAVE fat?
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2015, 06:05:46 pm »

Obviously.

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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2015, 08:14:39 pm »

For that matter, do bees even HAVE fat?
Yes, bees have fat.
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2015, 09:44:10 pm »

I just hacked up the memorial to commemorate the atrocities and slapped on some improvements, originally it was just the spikes of bee muscle but I figured what the heck and added in the nervous tissue and fat decorations.

It weighed 30 urists I think.
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2015, 10:30:51 pm »

I just hacked up the memorial to commemorate the atrocities and slapped on some improvements, originally it was just the spikes of bee muscle but I figured what the heck and added in the nervous tissue and fat decorations.

It weighed 30 urists I think.

Still, it reminds me of the early .31s, where you could find dwarven caravans with barrels full of mouse blood to drink or prepared dragonfly brain stacks.
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #21 on: May 27, 2015, 12:23:23 am »

Not insects, but it reminds me currently you can get sailfin mollies in caravans - which are 0.5-2.5 inch fish, but can somehow feed a dwarf.

I got chortles over the bee-part logs though. The horror.
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #22 on: May 27, 2015, 03:35:06 pm »

My work here is done.

*Creeps back into the shadows before exploding into a cloud of bees*
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #23 on: May 28, 2015, 01:35:43 am »

Bumber: I have no skin.
Me: Sir, this is the scariest moment of my life.
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2015, 01:28:20 pm »

My work here is done.

*Creeps back into the shadows before exploding into a cloud of bees*
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #25 on: May 29, 2015, 07:36:08 pm »

You... had logs... made of bees.

I want bee trees now.

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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #26 on: May 30, 2015, 04:17:23 am »

I'd like to additionally draw your attention to the fact that Insert_Gnome_Here slapped the head of a goblin with not one, but 15711 bees at once.

I apologise in advance: do you think lodging 15711 bees into the head of an enemy is equal to the creation of a hive mind?
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #27 on: May 30, 2015, 05:26:43 am »

I apologise in advance: do you think lodging 15711 bees into the head of an enemy is equal to the creation of a hive mind?

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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2015, 10:53:03 am »

I literately winced at bee eye tissue logs. That for some reason is creepy as fuck. The total mind screw of seeing them.
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Re: Death by bees?
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2015, 06:30:28 pm »

What other ways can you weaponize bees? I had a bee chamber in one of my Forts where prisoners had to deal with the bees every day, but I never thought to bee in adventurer happy Fun time. Is there some way to mod bees to be a usable weapon, with syndromes and all?
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