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Klitri

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Gelding Strike!
« on: May 20, 2015, 08:53:19 pm »

Today I was just rampaging in one of my cities when a mechanic guy decides to assault me back. We get into a truffle and he throws me to the floor and is on top of me. Out of desperation, I grab my spear and aim for his lower body and do a swift strike with my spear.

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 :o :'(

Dear Christ.

I didn't at all intend for that to happen. Wow.

In the look screen, he's literally been gelded. It shows the "x o^ x" thing, which I didn't even know was possible. I feel so bad.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2015, 08:54:53 pm by Klitri »
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2015, 09:11:01 pm »

Ouch. You stabbed his penis off. Important question (for !!Science!! of course): were his man bits on the ground/able to be picked up? It would be even more demeaning and insulting if you beat him to death with his own junk.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2015, 10:21:38 pm »

are you using mods OP?

what does it say when you look at his description?
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2015, 10:39:23 pm »

Gelding strikes have been in since gelding was introduced in 40.19. Toady satisfies all our fantasies without the need of mods.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2015, 10:41:08 pm by Shonai_Dweller »
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2015, 11:13:22 pm »

I've gelded multiple gobs and elves with the ground.

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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2015, 10:59:37 am »

Ouch. You stabbed his penis off. Important question (for !!Science!! of course): were his man bits on the ground/able to be picked up? It would be even more demeaning and insulting if you beat him to death with his own junk.

I need this answered immediately.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2015, 01:19:31 pm »

Ouch. You stabbed his penis off. Important question (for !!Science!! of course): were his man bits on the ground/able to be picked up? It would be even more demeaning and insulting if you beat him to death with his own junk.

I need this answered immediately.
There are no parts. It's literally just a feature of the lower body in certain male creatures.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2015, 01:27:27 pm »

In some early versions of Genesis there were genital parts that you could beat people up with, although they didn't do much damage.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2015, 01:29:06 pm »

Yeah, the physical parts are abstract.

No +rocky mountain oyster biscuits+ for you, I'm afraid.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2015, 03:06:59 pm »

Whatever you do, don't ask MaxTM to give you more examples. He saves them up, then you can't look away :( :( :( :(

I got too curious in the What's happening in your adventure thread... never again :'(
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Klitri

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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2015, 03:25:01 pm »

I only play with DFhack, this is a vanilla feature  :P

The physical parts don't exist, and the only thing that changes is the name as far as I know.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2015, 05:09:47 pm »

This needs to be abused to sterilise an entire civ.
Or in Dwarf mode, sterlilise a fort.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2015, 09:37:28 pm »

It's really hard to do without killing them... not that I've tried.
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Re: Gelding Strike!
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2015, 02:49:14 pm »

It's really hard to do without killing them... not that I've tried.
I've found silver spears work pretty well. Sure, they'll be retching on the ground with a bruised pancreas or some such quite often, but wait a couple hours and take another stab at them. They seem to geld fairly often, though I'm not quite sure why.
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