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[spümpkin]

"..." Pandora facepalms, "Is there anything you don't understand, Astra?"

"What is 'enjoy'? What does it mean?"

Ether smirks at the fact that there is someone less knowledgeable on Earth customs than him.

"When you enjoy doing something, it means it causes you to be happy by releasing chemicals in the brain. Usually Dopamine or Serotonin."

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((http://technologyadvice.com/podcast/blog/activate-chemicals-gamify-happiness-nicole-lazzaro/ This is the only reason i know the names.))

[Sanure]

Pandora continues to facepalm, "It's because of your lack of knowledge. You're dismissed. None of this talk will help you until you have a better understanding of humans in general..."

Ripols doesn't reply for a moment, "That may explain why I haven't experienced the emotion yet. I lack Dopamine and Serotonin in my anatomy..."

[~Neri]

"Soooo whacha want me for~?"

[SOLDIER First]

"See you later, Astra.
So, mysterious lady, you're going to tell me about sex?"
Corentine is now reading one of the pamphlets.

[spümpkin]

Pandora continues to facepalm, "It's because of your lack of knowledge. You're dismissed. None of this talk will help you until you have a better understanding of humans in general..."

Ripols doesn't reply for a moment, "That may explain why I haven't experienced the emotion yet. I lack Dopamine and Serotonin in my anatomy..."

"Fascinating. Tell me, as your race interests me, who exactly made you? You said you were artificial, and I am interested to know who would invent a race that cannot experience joy."

[Sanure]

"I said after this Kiri. Yes, Corentine. Sex is the physical act between two people of reproduction." Pandora begins to explain what sex is to Corentine.

Ripols is silent for a bit, "My generation do not know the creator, or why he made us. We just know that we were meant to replace humans, but we do not know why. Originally, we couldn't experience any emotion. But we have learned to adapt. WE use our Telepathy to learn from other what it is meant to have emotion, and we replicate them." To demonstrate this, Ripols causes a sensation of confusion to wash over Ether, then a sensation of Sadness, then one of understanding, then one of anger, "I have not yet learned Enjoyment, or happiness, or bemusement. I may just be biologically unable to learn them..." Ether can feel disappointment washing over him.

[~Neri]

Kiri makes a noise that sounds something along the lines of "Mrah" It sounds both annoyed and amused.

[SOLDIER First]

"So he just puts it in..?"

[spümpkin]

"I said after this Kiri. Yes, Corentine. Sex is the physical act between two people of reproduction." Pandora begins to explain what sex is to Corentine.

Ripols is silent for a bit, "My generation do not know the creator, or why he made us. We just know that we were meant to replace humans, but we do not know why. Originally, we couldn't experience any emotion. But we have learned to adapt. WE use our Telepathy to learn from other what it is meant to have emotion, and we replicate them." To demonstrate this, Ripols causes a sensation of confusion to wash over Ether, then a sensation of Sadness, then one of understanding, then one of anger, "I have not yet learned Enjoyment, or happiness, or bemusement. I may just be biologically unable to learn them..." Ether can feel disappointment washing over him.

"Don't be sad. It's really not all that it's cracked up to be. And I'm sure you'll learn them eventually. I am quite a potent psychic myself, so I could try and teach you. By that I mean modify your brain so it can experience joy. But I will only be able to do this if you let me. Do you wish to learn?"

[Sanure]

"Putting it in is only half the act. The other half is stimulation. Some, to put it crudely, call it mating or breeding. And on that topic," Pandora begins to hand out satchels to everyone present, minus Corentine and Kiri, "The rest of you are dismissed. The satchels contain everything you need to keep safe during sex. There isn't any rules against sexual conduct while not on school hours, but I'll be damned if I let you brats act stupidly. Corentine, There appears to be more to explain to you, so you need to stay. Kiri, I'll be with you in a second."

"I am not sad. I am disappointed. Modification of my anatomy would result in my termination. I would advise against it."

[SOLDIER First]

"Aw, I don't get one? What if I want to do it to? I just need to touch it and then have the guy put on a... thing, it's not that hard."

[spümpkin]

"Putting it in is only half the act. The other half is stimulation. Some, to put it crudely, call it mating or breeding. And on that topic," Pandora begins to hand out satchels to everyone present, minus Corentine and Kiri, "The rest of you are dismissed. The satchels contain everything you need to keep safe during sex. There isn't any rules against sexual conduct while not on school hours, but I'll be damned if I let you brats act stupidly. Corentine, There appears to be more to explain to you, so you need to stay. Kiri, I'll be with you in a second."

"I am not sad. I am disappointed. Modification of my anatomy would result in my termination. I would advise against it."

"As you wish. Anyway, what do you usually do in your spare time? As surely your race does not just sit around all day."

[Sanure]

Ripols thinks, as she has been sitting still for most of the day, "We usually probe other beings brains, for learning and general understanding."

Pandora looks at Corentine, "First, Don't just go having sex with anyone. That would not be good. Second, I have a pack for you as well, but as I said there is more to explain. Lastly, It's not as simple as just doing it. There is a lot of setup to the act itself." Pandora begins to explain to Corentine about reproductive biology, foreplay and all the unpleasant facts about a woman's first time. Very unpleasant. Pandora does not sensor anything.

She then looks at Kiri after handing Corentine a satchel, "Now, your turn Kiri. I understand that you eat emotions to grow your tails and maintain your health. As your Gym teacher, it's also partly my job to keep you guys healthy and keep you in shape. Is there anything you need specifically to keep you healthy?" Pandora shows actual concern for Kiri.

[SOLDIER First]

"This seems a lot like it's supposed to be fun for the man.
Hey, wait, does all that 'first time' stuff still happen if you're a demon? Because I am."

[spümpkin]

Ripols thinks, as she has been sitting still for most of the day, "We usually probe other beings brains, for learning and general understanding."

Pandora looks at Corentine, "First, Don't just go having sex with anyone. That would not be good. Second, I have a pack for you as well, but as I said there is more to explain. Lastly, It's not as simple as just doing it. There is a lot of setup to the act itself." Pandora begins to explain to Corentine about Virginity, foreplay and all the unpleasant facts about a woman's first time. Very unpleasant. Pandora does not sensor anything.

She then looks at Kiri after handing Corentine a satchel, "Now, your turn Kiri. I understand that you eat emotions to grow your tails and maintain your health. As your Gym teacher, it's also partly my job to keep you guys healthy and keep you in shape. Is there anything you need specifically to keep you healthy?" Pandora shows actual concern for Kiri.

"I do not recommend doing that with me. You would most likely be driven insane, as I contain most of the secrets of the universe that are not meant for undemonic eyes. How would you like me to give you a lesson on human culture? Although I am far from being an expert, I have been reading up and could teach you some things, without you having to probe anyone. Because apparently people dislike that."