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Total Members Voted: 21

[Sanure]

According to US Congress. Pizza is a vegetable.

Sigging this.

[~Neri]

According to US Congress. Pizza is a vegetable.

Sigging this.

It's actually true tho.

[Empiricist]

Here's my proposal for a combat system if it's only ever low-stakes PC vs. PC altercations (since it basically kills any serious mood and is designed for PvP).

Spoiler: Combat System Proposal (click to show/hide)

Firstly, a mediator is designated. Preferably the GM, but should they be unavailable, a neutral party with nothing to gain from the victory of either party is selected.

Two lists of equal size are then created by that mediator, with their content potentially crowd-sourced from the other players if necessary. Each list is sorted in order of difficulty, with each element of each list occupying a specific difficulty tier. Both combatants will then PM the mediator a fully embellished description of their action, incorporating one element from their character's list. If multiple elements are included, only one with the highest tier is considered. Then based off of the description and the difficulty tier of the element used, a victor is selected and their version of events is posted by the mediator.

Now by difficulty, I do not mean physical in-universe difficulty. What I mean is, difficulty in writing it and having it remain in-character. So for example, a very low difficulty list element would be something like using a specific environmental object as an improvised weapon, performing a specific attack, or doing a certain stunt. A very high difficulty list element on the other hand, would be something completely and utterly ridiculous for the character to be doing that is hard to write and justify. So examples of such things would include having Torimus or Plutarch unironically screaming at the top of their lungs about the benefits of faith and friendship, Yukari's cat performing attacks inspired by various cat-related internet memes, or Alice pretending to be a chicken (complete with clucking and whatnot).

[~Neri]

I would rather do freeform rping for combat with the outcome prediscussed.

[Adragis]

Shoot the Principal. After all, I have yet to meet one who can outsmart bullet.

add me on steam

i challenge you to hoovyfight

We shall settle it like gentlemen. You will use a Sandvich, I will use a minigun.
Is fair fight.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

no.

fair fight is bear paw to fist, man to little babby man

[Sanure]

You people I swear <3

[Adragis]

no.

fair fight is bear paw to fist, man to little babby man

IS GOOD DAY TO RUN, COWARDS
LET US FIGHT MAN VERSUS TINY BABY MAN
DOKTOR, HIT CHARGE

[smurfingtonthethird]

No, none of your shit

get on steam right now, add me, and fight me with mittens as a fat russian

[~Neri]

So... What you're saying. Is I should go grab Filmcow's cat and brutalize your skull with it?

[Adragis]

I have no computer access.
More importantly, no TF2.
Will download at speed of light back to my motorcycle.
Also, no mittens. Only have GRU.
Will add you though.

[smurfingtonthethird]

So... What you're saying. Is I should go grab Filmcow's cat and brutalize your skull with it?

lrn2tf2 scrub

I have no computer access.
More importantly, no TF2.
Will download at speed of light back to my motorcycle.
Also, no mittens. Only have GRU.
Will add you though.

this fuckin kid

[kj1225]

What the fuck did you guys do.

I went to sleep at almost 12 last night and I just woke up.

There were four pages of what I can only assume were further bits of the pissing contest between Rag and Kevak. What the fuck.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Accurate summary of everything.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

What the fuck did you guys do.

We came up with burger metaphors, you big desk.