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Total Members Voted: 21

[~Neri]

Basically a mediator.

[Xantalos]

Oh, I made a minor alteration to Darren's character sheet - until he learns to control his magic better, he constantly wears really bulky gloves. Doesn't help when he accidentally directs his magic into something, but it helps with not involuntarily breaking things he touches.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Okay, not gonna lie, reading that made me realise humanity is doomed to extinction.

But at least I get it now. Still fucking dumb, though.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Oh, I made a minor alteration to Darren's character sheet - until he learns to control his magic better, he constantly wears really bulky gloves. Doesn't help when he accidentally directs his magic into something, but it helps with not involuntarily breaking things he touches.

I can only imagine the hilarity.

Does a hair flip-> Accidentally destroys section of wall
Pokes a person playfully-> o shit did they just tear in half
Tries to get a hug-> Person is now in need of full body cast

[Xantalos]

Hi-fives his friend without thinking -> friend is screaming on the ground as half the flesh on their palm gets blasted off, Darren traumatized

Kisses his girlfriend at the end of a really good 3-month anniversary date -> girlfriend in the hospital with her jaw broken and the inside of her mouth lacerated to all hell from the shrapnel her teeth became, Darren traumatized and injured

His life is suffering.
Just to okay up the Hulk allegory.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

so clearly he must be paired with Yukari, the one person who lacks almost anything to deal with being unintentionally blasted in the face with destruction magic

Or Larissa, who has the same

[Xantalos]

I have no idea what you just said.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I have no idea what you just said.

He's saying Darren should be paired with the people he's most likely to accidentally kill.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

That won't totally be traumatising or horrifying

[Xantalos]

Paired? But they're already - oh wait I forgot about what elf does.

_{whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy}

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Horrifying ship for the horrifying formerly dapper eldritch abomination.

[ragnarok97071]

You saying that made me notice he is no longer dapper.

...

This is likely not because my game led to a fracturing of his mind.

But I choose to believe that it is.

Because for some reason that amuses me.

I'm not a good person.

[kj1225]

I have no idea what you just said.

He's saying Darren should be paired with the people he's most likely to accidentally kill.

DarrenxKiri

[IamanElfCollaborator]

He's not been dapper a long time, actually. I only noticed when Gurren Lagann briefly choked a gasp of life up before returning to being comatose.

[Xantalos]

_{this is going to take some readjusting of my pain centres}

Eh, we'll see how Darren's character develops. I doubt he'll develop any relationships here since I took the preemptive measure of giving him a relationship outside of school, who he still wants to make up for blowing up her face on accident with.

You saying that made me notice he is no longer dapper.

...

This is likely not because my game led to a fracturing of his mind.

But I choose to believe that it is.

Because for some reason that amuses me.

I'm not a good person.

Oh, you mean the top hat thing? I got bored of the avatar trend as it was.
But no the fracture of my mind that we named Darnos was caused entirely by your game.