You are the collective will of the executives, apparently?
So strange when the collective will of the executives is to build a system that enables the fortress to be filled with magma at the pull of a lever, or is to cook all of the plants and alcohol into meals so there is no more booze, or is to carve out a giant dong only visible from above at a cross-section of underground.
The collective will of the executives wants to build a system for killing the executives in magma?
This presumes that there IS a collective will.
I think this may well sum up how a new dwarf overseer feels frequently:
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
One administrator may well hate a noble, and lie to the noble about what a given lever does, arranging for an Unfortunate Accident. Others may simply be suicidal.
This isn't unique to DF, for that matter. In Crusader Kings, having a depressed liege (player character) is useful, because it means you have the option to commit suicide, which allows you to precisely time the moment of your death, and by extension, your succession, for maximum personal dynastic gain. Without it, you just have to send your emperor into battle and hope for glorious death in battle or maybe lead some troops around wherever the nearest epidemic of typhus is spreading, and hope your guy drinks from the wells.