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Author Topic: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1  (Read 8135 times)

Shophaune

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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2015, 04:48:50 am »

Have dreams of slaughtering newborn kittens.

Then wake up and slaughter some kittens.
(5) You dream of fields that run red with the blood of small fluffy animals.
(2) You remain unconscious.
Cut trees down
(2) You drop your axe on your foot, cleaving the toe and sending the severed part flying off in an arc!

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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2015, 04:51:36 am »

((Wait, I thought I broke my toe, not lost/pulped it.))

Waaake uuuup.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2015, 04:53:03 am »

Go look for some armour as well.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2015, 04:57:05 am »

Steal the anvil.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2015, 04:59:13 am »

Continue cutting wood. Tis but a scratch.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2015, 05:02:42 am »

((Wait, I thought I broke my toe, not lost/pulped it.))

Waaake uuuup.
((You broke your toe on the wagon. Generally me cut his off with an axe.))
(5) You awaken, and manage to prop yourself up with the wagon.

Go look for some armour as well.
(6) Why would you look for it? You're already wearing your ☼steel mail shirt☼ and ☼steel greaves☼.

Steal the anvil.
(3) You cannot move the anvil very far.

Continue cutting wood. Tis but a scratch.
(4) You manage to chop down a tree before giving into pain.

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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2015, 05:05:17 am »

Acquire pickaxe and locate clothes because I'm apparently wearing nothing.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2015, 05:06:58 am »

Acquire pickaxe and locate clothes because I'm apparently wearing nothing.
((Nothing means no armor. Also, I did not need the mental image of 6 naked dwarfs.))
(4) You grab a pickaxe from the wagon next to you.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2015, 05:08:18 am »

Go look for wild animals.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2015, 05:10:10 am »

Force my toe to heal through willpower.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2015, 05:12:49 am »

Go mining.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2015, 05:14:51 am »

Become dabbling diagnostician, examine Rockheart's lack of toe.
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #42 on: May 17, 2015, 05:17:47 am »

Go look for wild animals.
(4) You found a nest of Wild Kea!
Force my toe to heal through willpower.
((Wut. The dice must have a tsundere relationship with you.))
(6) The stump grows a beard, sealing the wound. How dwarfy!
Go mining.
(1) The pain from standing up makes you drop the pick on your foot. Not again!
Tol'kar Venstüt cancels mine: cannot stand! Tol'kar Venstüt has given in to pain!

Become dabbling diagnostician, examine Rockheart's lack of toe.
(3) You diagnose Rockheart as sober.

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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #43 on: May 17, 2015, 05:19:12 am »

STAB THEM UNTIL THEYRE DEAD

ANIMALS DIE WHEN KILLED TOO, RIGHT?
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Re: Roll to Survive/Dwarf/Dig/Cancel Job: Rolled 1
« Reply #44 on: May 17, 2015, 05:20:57 am »

STAB THEM UNTIL THEYRE DEAD

ANIMALS DIE WHEN KILLED TOO, RIGHT?

(3) You miss...a lot.
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