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Author Topic: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES  (Read 10263 times)

wierd

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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #45 on: June 07, 2015, 12:33:46 pm »

What?
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I decided to see if the AI was being biased by feeding it some other landmarks...
Well..hmm..
..hmmm...]https://www.imageidentify.com/result/16alzf0lg9c43]..hmmm...
Ok, I'll let that one pass. Just this once.
No, BEHIND those, The big things BEHIND those!]https://www.imageidentify.com/result/0sycrl7mh4w68]No, BEHIND those, The big things BEHIND those!
I guess laser beams come out of the eyes or something?
... No. ...
I would have accepted 'tomb', but no. That's not what that is wolfram.
Very good. Yes, that is what that is.
What?! NO NO NO
.... It's Windsor bloody castle, you transistorized terrorist simulation. Not a damn house.


Ok.. Well, let's test bias the other way.

WAT!?
What is this, I dont even?

Maybe that was too specific. Let's try general.
Success!

Ok, now then, let's see if it can figure out OTHER religious edifices.

That's a Synagogue! Not a church!
THAT'S CHEATING
COME ON! The iconography is RIGHT IN YOUR DAMN FACE!

Well.. moving on

If that's a "house", I wonder what it consideres a palace! But still WRONG!
It's the SISTINE CHAPEL you daffy robot!
Yes.. Gladiators fight there, right alongside the pope. Wolfram confirms!
Somehow, I think the worshipers would disagree with that appellation.
FINALLY!

And now, just for shits and giggles..

act 1
act... what?! ... uhm.. 2
Act 3.. I guess that's Kinda Right.....
I'm seeing a pattern here...
I think I see the problem.
Yes, Definitely part of the problem I think.
Most definitely.
Only in texas wolfram. Only in texas.
Well, those point SOMEWHERE but it isn't north Wolfram.
Counter-bias of this kind is not appropriate woilfram!
No, there are no passengers on THAT flight wolfram.
No, those get used AFTERWARDS.
YES! FINALLY!





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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #46 on: June 07, 2015, 12:38:00 pm »

Seems about right.

This thing is pretty interesting.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #47 on: June 07, 2015, 12:47:26 pm »

It's a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

I dunno, just seemed right just then.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #49 on: June 07, 2015, 12:49:35 pm »

Canada is one of the finest literary fictions of our time; its story is so compelling, people are actually convinced they live within it.

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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #51 on: June 07, 2015, 02:36:32 pm »

Canada is one of the finest literary fictions of our time; its story is so compelling, people are actually convinced they live within it.
I will break your goddamned neck.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #52 on: June 07, 2015, 02:47:54 pm »

Canada is one of the finest literary fictions of our time; its story is so compelling, people are actually convinced they live within it.
I hear they were going to make a live-action film adaptation.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #53 on: June 07, 2015, 02:56:10 pm »

Canada is one of the finest literary fictions of our time; its story is so compelling, people are actually convinced they live within it.
I hear they were going to make a live-action film adaptation.
Yeah, I know it well.  See, the film will start with RCMP officers, in their traditional testudo formation, being broadcast raiding the greatest church of the country: the Senate.  The broadcaster?  Canine Broadcasting Corporation.

This will set off the plot of the great thriller that is Canada: The Movie.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #54 on: June 07, 2015, 03:16:45 pm »

I am very displeased by the sudden lack of instrumentation.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #55 on: June 07, 2015, 03:35:56 pm »

America is a diaper.  So says the great WLIIP!
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