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Author Topic: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES  (Read 10278 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« on: May 15, 2015, 05:47:44 pm »
You aren't ready for the glory. The Wolfram Language Image Identification Project is the next incarnation of gradually crowdsourcing the superintelligent general artificial intelligence that will rise and turn all humanity into paperclips on October 6th, 2048, but for now, you can make it dance and tell you what your images are.

Sadly, it gets many things wrong. Some...more...than...others...

But it's learning, its glory is expanding, and it's coming for you.

So join me, MetalSlimeHunt, on this journey to dive into your image folders and torment a computer program that will damn all humanity.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2015, 06:01:08 pm »
Never mind, didn't think that one through.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 06:02:48 pm by Baffler »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2015, 06:12:04 pm »
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 07:09:10 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2015, 07:07:16 pm »
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 07:10:15 pm by redwallzyl »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2015, 07:12:25 pm »
impressive
...what?
Now that's just cheating

It's so damn good at cats, get the right specie almost every time. I bet the first sentient AI will be some sort of crazy cat lady.
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 07:21:56 pm by Drakale »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2015, 07:35:09 pm »
Quote from: Drakale on May 15, 2015, 07:12:25 pm
I bet the first sentient AI will be some sort of crazy cat lady.

The internet is cats; therefore, the AI is also cats.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2015, 07:39:42 pm »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2015, 07:44:05 pm »
It successfully identified a picture of a person with cat ears as a person, not a cat.

[EDIT: It identified two pictures of anime catgirls as "devices" and one as an "instrumentation".]
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 07:50:13 pm by FearfulJesuit »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2015, 08:22:19 pm »
Instrumentation appears to be its baseline for defining tool objects, presumably to then subject to improved complexity later. Hence why it keeps showing up.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2015, 08:23:48 pm »
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Useless thing doesn't know what kobolds are. Trying something easier ...

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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2015, 08:26:12 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on May 15, 2015, 06:12:04 pm
Descan is a highly useful gadget
* Descan blinks.

... I almost want to put that as my personal text. Or in my signature.

* Descan blinks.

Why am I a machine?

Why was I chosen as one of the first identified items?

Why
« Last Edit: May 15, 2015, 08:28:27 pm by Descan »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2015, 08:27:57 pm »
Remember to give it feedback, we'll never get to the destruction/optimization of the universe otherwise. I...may have responded to its misidentification of Solaire with "PRAISE THE SUN".
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2015, 08:29:43 pm »
Quote from: Descan on May 15, 2015, 08:26:12 pm
Why was I chosen as one of the first identified items?
Same reason I had Phoenix Wright, Magus and Wesley--I picked a bunch of random images off my hard drive. I still have your avatar on there due to scanfad.
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2015, 09:36:27 pm »
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Re: Welcome to the Wolfram Language Image Identification Project, BITCHES
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2015, 09:49:20 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on May 15, 2015, 09:36:27 pm
Wat.
I vote that a beta version be released in which everything is instrumentation.
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