Point into Speed for dodging, point into Strength for face punching! Yay!
Huh. Amusingly, you are putting points into things but don't actually have any action to attack. We'll assume thats understood.
So...Here's the rolls for that fight:
So you roll higher then him in the dex vs speed, because of your bonus, so you hit, but you both roll 1's in the str vs end rolls. And you've got superhuman strength. This is a bit of a weird one.
You walk over to Hap and stomp down as hard as you can on his chest. Your foot punches straight through his sternum, out through his spine and hits the stone floor. At this point your entire leg detonates like a few pounds of wet, fleshy c4 and you're hurled straight off the top of the gazebo and fall two stories to the ground below. You gain 2 points from killing Hap, but you end the turn on your back, minus one leg, and badly injured from the fall. You're also unconscious.
Hap's words were
1. Accurate
2. Holy
3. Sword
4. Armor
5. Heal
6. From Left Hand (NO)
7. From Right Hand (NO)
8. Domination
9. Push
10. Pull
Keep dodging behind pillars.
Coulda sworn I posted. Bluh.
Point into Str; finish off Beirus.
Beirus again ducks your blows and keeps running. You're getting some bad dex rolls.
Balls. I'm so dead!
Stab him with the stabby stick!
Sorry hap, he done got you before your turn was up. Take solace in the fact that he got himself too.
Sorry. I was intentionally waiting for T&B.
Recharge gaze break. Gaze break Toaster. Strafe to get him in sight if I must.
Toaster fails the awareness roll so he doesn't even see this one coming.
You shout your words at toaster (5+1 vs 1+1) and he jerks and contorts as cracks spiderweb out across his metal body. A few small pieces fall off, and he's clearly weakened, but not incapacitated. Guess "Break" needs some more oomph behind it.
Doctor McTaalik spawns in on the first floor.
Would you mind reposting your stats and list to me, mr. McTaalik?
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