((I just realized that I should have gone with 'heavy' over 'wide'. More useful.))
Question: My pool is listed at 4. If it recharges at the end of a round, then it should be 8. Or does it recharge at the beginning, before any casting takes place? In either case, as long as I have 8 pool by the time I cast, do the below:
Recharge break and gaze, then follow Bei and wait for someone to come along and stab me. Glare at any stabbers and say "Gaze Break". If nobody stabs me, look at Beirus instead and say "Gaze Break".
If I wouldn't have eight pool by the time I cast, for some reason, wait around until I do.
Question 2: Would killing Beirus instead of Toaster have any disadvantage for me? Would I get less points since Bei hasn't killed anyone? You didn't specify in the OP.
I just forgot to update the sheets. You're at 8. And no, you'd get more points by killing toaster. He's killed what, 2 people? So you'd get 6 points.
You recharge your words and then look at bei and say them again.
[3+1]
Bei seems to notice you looking at him while you speak and he immediately hurls himself backwards and out of your gaze. The stone where he was standing cracks violently as though someone smashed it with a sledge hammer.
"Organic (2) Sword". Pick up resulting sword, find someone to murderize with it, preferably on the same level as me. Point into Strength, if I do find someone.
[2+1]
Your spell summons a large...ok there's no getting around this. It's a horse dick. A big flaccid, floppy horse dick. You Ever read "Crossed"? Anyways. You grab your questionable weapon and look around for someone to murder. Luckily for you, a man has just made it up to your floor.
Continue the search for someone to poke with my pointy metal stick!
You climb up to the third floor and find what looks like a giant cockroach man holding a severed phallis. Clearly, this is something worth smiting. He's even steaming! Clearly the work of the devil.
Hap charges across the bridge at Larry, holding his glowing holy blade above his head and shouting a war cry. Larry just stands there, perfectly still, and waits. Hap closes the distance but Larry swings first, a super powered cock slap to Hap's head. The blow causes both Larry's "weapon" and hap's jaw to shatter apart. Larry's weapon bursts into nothingness, vanishing in a poof of magic, while Hap's pulverized jaw hangs off his face like a skin bag filled with raw hamburger and gravel. The blow flings him face first into the ground, not quite dead, but rapidly approaching it.
Beat the fuck out of Beirus for blowin' me legs.
((Darn you balancing. How am I supposed to use my evolution to the fullest if it doesn't last long enough to evolve anything good? Will I have to start over if I do the transformation again, or does it save the form? What if I were to add the word Permanent?))
Pokemon (3) Ally. Order it to attack Toaster while fleeing from Toaster and away from others. Or just flee if I don't have the pool for it..
Beirus ducks Thrakor's punch and yells a few words of his own...unfortunately nothing happens because he rolled a 1+1.