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[Unraveller]

Right, scourges as well. After this tournament is over I'll count up statistics on which weapons caused the most deaths and such as well as scan over the battle logs. We shall see.

Up next we've a mushroom and yeti. I have nothing humorous to say about that.

[angrykitteh]

Holy molly! That bull was 11 times his weight!

[Unraveller]

Loser's Qualifiers, Match III

One Bow Juan VS. Mon-tha-mau

Earlier in the first round Juan was devoured whole by the Manflayer, while Mon was knocked out by the stinkiest goblin whose ever lived, now they're up against each other to see who'll go on to get their revenge. Lets go!

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Battle Log (click to show/hide)

It does seem like this is a round for the underdogs! This time Juan's aim was steady and true, first placing a shot in the mouth of the charging yeti, who attempted to pump himself up with resolve. However it didn't do much good, as the chipping bone was too much for him to bear, now he is a pincushion.

[Max™]

Wow, I thought this was an older thread by the page count, fun stuff!

[Unraveller]

Wow, I thought this was an older thread by the page count, fun stuff!

Believe me, I was incredibly surprised how quickly this grew.

[Max™]

I saw "May 15 2013" at first because my eyes autocorrected the 2015/7 pages, what a trip.

[angrykitteh]

Oh, no!  Go Sam! Avenge your yetibro!

[Wofi]

Wow, those matches were great. ^{Both arms? Eugh.}

I'm still sort of confident Hugh will win!

[Unraveller]

Well now that you're here, welcome! This is just a little bit of info for anyone unaware; the second post on the first page has links to all the matches so far in the Qualifying spoilers.

[Tesseract]

Holy cobra ! That mushroom could be a real problem ! Arrows in the teeth ! That could make the venom delivery a bit harder.

[Unraveller]

Loser's Qualifiers, Match IV

Slippery d'Snek VS. Hugh Mann the Dabbler

Speaking of underdogs! We've got Hugh Mann, the underdog's underdog. But I suppose anyone can surprise us as we've seen thus far. Though he faces Slippery d'Snek, and though this serpent fell to the Defi-Ant he is not to be trifled with. Let us see what they can do!

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Battle Log (click to show/hide)

Hugh's combined experience does him no good, with an onslaught of furious attacks from his wooden stick he is unable to land a blow on that slippery snake. Unfortunately it ends as was expected, and now both of the insidious serpents have advanced to the elimination round!.

[xub313]

It was inevitable.

[_italics_]

He aaalmost reached that tasty morsel in time... but then he was punctured by ten steel arrows

[Wofi]

Darn. Good fight, though. ^{Now I have to buy more tomatoes!}

[DS]

Don't mess with the mushroom men.

So there's just one more battle in the qualifying round, correct! Unraveller, do you plan on continuing on with the first round of eliminations today, or will you wait until tomorrow?