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[Unraveller]

Great!, now we just need Hodekin.

[kiershar]

I was most scared of Bax and Expedia in this tourney, great that they got killed early on! Couldn't hope for a better opponent than Mogwai because Crush is 22 times his size. It's all gonna come down to the bronze daggers... are they gonna be enough to chop limps off? I would think so, because I once cut a roc in half from the lower body, but it's extremely unlikely!

[Unraveller]

You say that now, but you forget that the cheating little bastard defeated a yeti, 30 times larger than him.

[kiershar]

Unarmed Yeti with poor weapon skills. Crush has a lifetime of experience when it comes to smashing small critters into gibblets!

[Unraveller]

I dunno, it is tough to call. Same goes for Orthus and Hodekin.

[Elagn]

The problem with crushing Mogwai, is that you have to hit Mogwai. He has grand master dodger, and your hammer will never contact him, while his daggers can cause very fun puncture wounds into all parts of your body :)

Oh, and for my battle, I would like the castletop, medow, or standard.

[kiershar]

If Mogwai gets charged and collides, the next hit can't be dodged. Just need one hit and he will explode into gore!

Heatstroke or random for Crush.

[Unraveller]

_{Fight! Fight! Fight!}

[Elagn]

Puncture wounds to the head for the win. Besides, do you realy think that such a big, clumsy, beast would be able to actualy collide with Mogwai in a charge? That is what dodge is for.

[Unraveller]

Looks like you two will be flying random. By the way, so far I think Castletop is a really underrated map.

[Wofi]

Nice job, Crush! ^{I missed your fight, so I couldn't throw the tomatoes.}

[kiershar]

Crush already completely red from the body part explosions, bring on the tomatoes!

[Elagn]

**YAWN** Crushing people requires a functional spinal cord, brain, and arm. Puncture wounds are good a eliminating all of those.

[kiershar]

They all think they will win, up until they turn into a fine pink mist. Crush will dunk Mogwai in water and make more critters to smash... just for fun!

[Unraveller]

They all think they will win, up until they turn into a fine pink mist. Crush will dunk Mogwai in water and make more critters to smash... just for fun!

Heh, aren't you going to add the explosion of Pliskin's head to your signature?