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[Unraveller]

Let the trash talk commence!

[Rero Falcon]

Huzzah! Good luck Steapa, I look forward to facing your axe (sometime in the future)!

I vote gifs, or just epic narrations.

[xub313]

If you stream on twitch, I'll watch.

Also, BAT BOY IS GOING DOWN!

[Desolate Domain]

Portabelo shall feast on delicious gnome flesh!

[Unraveller]

I have a feeling that twitch is out, alright, that'll make it easier on me I think.

[Rero Falcon]

It would be kinda fun to see the combat logs, or at least hear a bit of them included in the narration. I'm fairly certain gifs are just going to show a few seconds of blood splatters and then a corpse.

[Unraveller]

Yep, I am certainly adding the logs in there as well. Worry not!

The first Quallifying match will begin soon. Gladiators, Varick and Hodekin, have you any words before the match?

Now that I think about it, I should probably just get on with it, these are only qualifiers. The match will begin and be posted shortly!

[Dibuk]

Match VIV

-Asbjorn The Elf-Eater- Managed by Dibuk VS. -Cerol Chickenkicker- Managed by Baffler

"Asbjorn fight dwarf who fight chicken? Asbjorn will eat dwarf then chicken. Asbjorn was hoping for a challange but will settle for a happy belly. Asbjorn thinks maybe chicken bigger threat then dwarf."

[Unraveller]

Qualifying Match I

Varick the Flighty VS. Hodekin the Legendary

   Welcome gladiators! It has been years since this tournament's last spotting, I brought it back from the pit it died in just for all of you. Right, our first match to qualify is between two Kobolds that rely on speed and finesse to get the job done. I must remind you that for these qualifying rounds I will not be giving a detailed commentation, rather letting the battle speak for itself. Without further a due, here is Varick the Flighty, and Hodekin the Legendary!

Varick is Kobold 2 on the right side, while Hodekin is Kobold 1 on the left.

Spoiler: Battle Gif (click to show/hide)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Brütal decapitation by Hodekin the Legendary! He is the first to win a spot in the Elimination Tourney. Well done gentlemen!

[Rero Falcon]

Jolly good show! I love watching those little buggers go at each other. That .gif is so mesmerizing....

[alphawolf29]

[foxtrot]

That was brutal knife play right there!

For a pair of kobolds...

[Unraveller]

Now just to stitch Varick's head back on as he is going to get a second chance after these matches, along with the rest of the losers. Afterwards it is on to Steapa the Northman and Mister Sam Squatch duking it out.

[alphawolf29]

edit: nevermind =D

[_italics_]

Oh my, what a beautiful demonstration! Stab, dodge, dodge, chop!

Don't worry variablenonsense, I am sure my fellow kobold gladiator will secure a spot in the second elimination round.