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[NAV]

Magic shield.
Charge through the goblins to the south door.

[lawastooshort]

<>Turn 2<>

Flee to the door on the north wall, while also trying to avoid dieing.

[2]

Sam flees; goblins bar
The route. Face to face with spear
Can’t end well, can it?

[1vs4, 4 vs 1]

Hope lives. Goblin slips.
Stinking goblin head foot-crushed
Bloody smithereens.

Pick up a weapon, then dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge my way out to the north.

[2, 6>>2]

Searching, brave, futile,
Many goblins: screams to north
Defenceless, pursued.

[6vs2]

Door reached - victory
But spear pierces brave Fin's front.
Blood. Guts. Tears. And death.

> Attempt to weave through a gap in the goblin encirclement, and flee to the door in the north wall like a joyous gazelle prancing across the steppe. Which is a strange analogy since you don't think gazelle are actually native to steppes. Don't they inhabit savannahs or something?

[6>>1]

Daydream of gazelle
Ends face to face with goblins.
Surrounded. Bugger.

[1vs4] [1vs3] [6vs2]

Goblin sergeant falls.
Max tries disarming technique:
Hideous blood loss.

See if I cant shoot fireballs at one of the goblins.

[3]

Correctly surmised:
No fireballs today just
Approaching goblins.

[5vs1]

Speaking of which
Here comes yelling speargoblin
Stab stab stab stab dead.

Delekates searches any sharp weapon, picks and rushes towards south closed doors!

[2,4]

Empty hands scrabble
Nothing to be found in fear.
Flight succeeds, for now.

Magic shield.
Charge through the goblins to the south door.

[6>>4,2]

Perfect magic shield
Impenetrable but still:
Navarro admires.

Raise the dead, and make em Attack Goblins! Don't hit the other guys, though. They're cool.

(6>>6]

Necromancy was
Invented today. Zombie
Apocalypse starts.

Pretend to be a ☼meat statue☼ and wait for the goblins to aggro on those other running guys, then take advantage of the confusion to run southward as far as my chubby legs will take me.

[5, 6>>4]

Fine statue of meat?
Goblins admire. Confusion
Allows escape south.

[1vs1,1vs5,2vs3,3vs4,5vs5,4vs6]

Zombies all around
Miracle of escape this
Fine spring afternoon.

Spoiler: Sheets (click to show/hide)

Name: Stanisław Wieszczak, student-sorcerer (BlitzDungeoneer)
Hitpoints: -1
Status: Dead!
 
Name: Fin Stanvelix, game keeper-archer-rogue (Generally me)
Hitpoints: -1
Status: Dead!
 
Name: Samuel Ford, student-druid (Ama)
Hitpoints: 2
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre. Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: David, procrastinator-necromancer (Nidilap)
Hitpoints: 4
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre.  Surrounded by friendly zombies.
 
Name: Navarro Slevin, assistant scuba instructor-defensive battlemage (NAV)
Hitpoints: 4
Status: Surrounded by goblins in centre with  immobile magic shield.  Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Svante Rudbeck, physical chemist-caster (Urist Arrhenius)
Hitpoints: 3
Status: Surrounded by goblins.  Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Robbie Jensen, university student-cleric (HB)
Hitpoints: 1
Status:  Surrounded by zombies by southern door.
 
Name: Maxwell Osborn, narcoleptic-illusionist (Demonic Spoon)
Hitpoints: 1
Status: Surrounded by double goblins by North door.  Surrounded by zombies.
 
Name: Delekates, hotel admin-death-god-squid (Delekates)
Hitpoints: 4 is enough for him/her
Status: By southern door. Surrounded by zombies.

Spoiler: map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: death notes and apologies to Urist (click to show/hide)

((just finished and realised I'd missed out Urist. Apologies: you can have your own personal turn.))
((please feel free to respawn as the same or a different character if you have suffered death))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Respawn.
"Waitwhat."

[Demonic Spoon]

> Make everything the same shade of purple and then powernap

[Urist Arrhenius]

Find a nearby weapon.

[Ama]

   Fast, running due north
Exit, quickly, through the door
   Screw you goblin scum

[Generally me]

Respawn, North

How did I die I got a 6 vs 2?
Also I'm so confused by this writing style.

[NAV]

Mobilize magic shield.
Force my way south.

[Urist Arrhenius]

Respawn, find ranged weapon shoot at Northern goblins

How did I die I got a 6 vs 2?
Also I'm so confused by this writing style.

((It appears he's writing in haikus. Does that mean we get a bonus to our action if we submit it in a haiku?))

[Harry Baldman]

Turn undead!

Then continue southward to exit!

[lawastooshort]

((

How did I die I got a 6 vs 2?

You attempted to find a weapon. You failed [2]. You then attempted to flee, and fled so hard that your screams attracted further goblins [6>>2]. Harry Baldman's post here may partially explain that bit. Then a goblin stabbed your guts and 4 of your HP out [6vs2]. You only had 3 HP, so you died.

Also I'm so confused by this writing style.

Please accept my apologies. I am trying to curb my literary excesses, and I thought this might be good practice.))

[lawastooshort]

((It appears he's writing in haikus. Does that mean we get a bonus to our action if we submit it in a haiku?))

((I can neither confirm nor deny that, because I am/have been very tempted to say yes, but it could be unfair on non-native English speakers, although less than other forms as correct grammar is not greatly important. I am only good enough in one other language to appreciate any literary expression, unfortunately. However, the effort of submitting in haiku form cannot fail to impress.))

[lawastooshort]

Oh yes - three in a row.

Find a nearby weapon.

[3]

Appropriating
The nearby nunchuks, you face
The onrushing foe.

[2vs3]

Goblins stare, amazed
Nunchuk wielder in labcoat
They are kept at bay.

[1vs1]

Zombies take their turn:
Impaled on Holy Nunchuk
Their bites are withstood.

[Delekates]

(( why not? even if not many ppl are able to use haiku this will only become more interesting 
and maybe shame that i know about it only from aang: the last airbender xD ))
Delekates watches closely around him self, finds and picks the weapon, then immediately rushes to/through the door!

[Nidilap]

Now it is time to grab anything for self-defense, then make like pants, and take off! North, of course!