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Author Topic: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon  (Read 4169 times)

Ozarck

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Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« on: May 08, 2015, 08:32:05 pm »

You awaken slowly, one ear twitching slightly. It is dark out, and the humans are probably sleeping. You lift your head and open an eye to survey your kingdom. A fanged yawn accompanies a luxurious stretch, and you peer out from under the big, squishy armchair that still smells strongly of the man who shares it with you many evenings. The familiar sounds of prey and entertainment abound: mice in the walls, spiders carefully weaving their webs while eating their old webs, some small creature under the floorboards, making it's way to or from a den in a crack in the stone wall of the basement. The smells of the night are equally familiar: the chair, as mentioned, the warm smoky smell of the fireplace, now reduced to embers and partial logs glowing gently, the sweet smell of rotting fruit in the garbage bin, the traces of life everywhere. All is right in your little world, and your whiskers twitch in anticipation of the night.

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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2015, 08:36:09 pm »

Are we hungry or thirsty?
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2015, 08:48:33 pm »

Go outside. Survey the city.
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2015, 09:31:11 pm »

Can we read and/or understand English/Common?
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2015, 09:35:14 pm »

Look around at the room we are in.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2015, 10:09:06 pm »

Are we hungry or thirsty?
For now, curiosity is at a high, while need or food, drink, and sleep are low.

Can we read and/or understand English/Common?
Humans make much noise, all day, every day. You have learned to recognize moods, threats, and the silly lures that children offer for you to wander foolishly into their sticky little forepaws. You have learned the name your particular human has given you, and the name (s)he is often called by others. You also know how long you have dwelt with this human, and how strongly you are attached to this one.

Look around at the room we are in.
You strut confidently out into the room, and peer about. the fireplace is a dim, hot spot several feet from the comfy chair. Another such chair sits across from this one. It has less interesting smells, and the strange flat fur the humans have covered it in is itchy, so you tend not to sleep in that one. Much. There is a door opposite the firepit, which leads to the place of food. Another door behind the itchy chair leads to a room with tall dead trees filled with blocks of leaves all stuck together. The human often looks at one of these block for hours, picking at the leaves or even smearing some sticky black substance on one. There are several of these leaf blocks on a small dead tree next to the comfy chair.

Go outside. Survey the city.
you leap up onto the windowsill in the wall behind the comfy chair. The window is slightly open, but you cannot fit through. Just as well: the damp smell of rain wafts in though the window, and the sounds of dripping are everywhere. You look out on a small grassy area with several low bushes between several other of the large blocky caves the humans favor.

A familiar stone path full of garbage, dogs, fellow cats, rats, gnomes, the occasional pixie, and even a garbage troll runs along the far end of the little nature zone.

You know the larger stone path behind the house is, in the daytime, full of humans, the rock smelling short humans (short for humans. still very large to you), the tree smelling skinny humans, and the little fat humans that smell of food and burning weeds. And also horses, pulling smaller caves or dead trees containing who knows what, back and forth, endlessly. That path is safer at night, but not by much.

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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2015, 10:21:04 pm »

We can't remember the name given to us nor his name, seeing as we only moved in today to get out of the rain.

Explore the house more.
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2015, 10:21:23 pm »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2015, 10:26:28 pm »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.


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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2015, 10:37:00 pm »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.


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-1. We can't go exploring if we're bound to this house until Gunther dies.
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2015, 10:40:40 pm »

We can't go exploring if we're bound to this house until Gunther dies.

Humans released into the wild generally adapt well, and are able to fend for themselves. If we release him, assuming he doesn't die from the emotional trauma, he's unlikely to starve.

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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2015, 11:15:40 pm »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.


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-1. We can't go exploring if we're bound to this house until Gunther dies.
((Remember he is our slave not the other way around we fully expect him to survive when we his master leave the house to do our explorations. In other words we us this house as a home base for when we want to rest in comfort when not exploring.))
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2015, 09:37:24 am »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.


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-1. We can't go exploring if we're bound to this house until Gunther dies.
+1

I think the dead leaves are paper.
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2015, 10:03:51 am »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.


+1
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Re: Cat Fantastic: The Mewcronomicon
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2015, 10:09:04 am »

Our name is Wolfram the Third.

Our human's name is Gunther.

Our family has kept his family as our mortal slaves for three generations. He is our mortal servant and even though he is somewhat stupid for not doing what we command him to do a lot of the time we still feel quite a lot of affection for him.

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