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[Generally me]

Direct Fizban to the nearest Wizardstore. I'm sure he could loot some.

(5) FIZBAN reveals it was a RUSE allllll along he is actually called FAZBIN. He rewards your good advice by giving you powerful MAGICS.

Kevak now is skilled at magical stuff

GO COLONIZE ANOTHER WORLD, SINCE THERE IS PRIORITY OF PREVENTING MY RACES EXTINCTION OVER CONQUERING ANOTHER PLANET.

(1) You can't find any habitable worlds and you're running out of food. The Scythers have mutinied (1)vs(3) and lock you up in the hold.

[~Neri]

Magic up a giant pile of potatoes. There is no way this could go wrong.

Also get some clothes.

[poketwo]

START UP THE HYDROPONICS SECTION OF THE SHIP

[Generally me]

Magic up a giant pile of potatoes. There is no way this could go wrong.

Also get some clothes.

(1) KABOOOSH you magic up some potatoes. wait NOOOO you magiked up some some turnips. they seem to weaken you when you're close.

(6) You punch the first guy you see and steal all his clothes. You then laugh at him as gets he embarrassed and tell everyone around you to laugh as well. They don't, instead they phone the police, who are on the way. At least you have clothes now.

Kevak has a weakness against turnips

START UP THE HYDROPONICS SECTION OF THE SHIP

(4) stupid them, you hid a hydroponics system in the hold. You now have an abundant amount of food while the rest are starving.

[~Neri]

Eat delicious turnips to develop resistance. A TURNUP A DAY MAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING POPO GO AWAY!

[poketwo]

ORDER THE CREW TO RELESE ME AND MAKE ME RULER ONCE AGAIN OR ELSE THEY WILL STARVE

[Andres]

I'm a loose cannon with a drinking problem who doesn't play by the rules but gets results.

I WILL play as this character in at least ONE game!

[Generally me]

Eat delicious turnips to develop resistance. A TURNUP A DAY MAKES THE MOTHERFUCKING POPO GO AWAY!

(4) You eat so many turnips that your body becomes immune to terrible turnips. (5) You start throwing the turnips at the police helicopter, one of the turnips in your turnip barrage manages to smash the rotors off, this in turn leads to the helicopter smashing into the police cars below it. Blowing up the whole of this cities police. Also murdering innocent bystanders who probably had families which loved them. Oh well.

Kevak is really good at aiming

ORDER THE CREW TO RELESE ME AND MAKE ME RULER ONCE AGAIN OR ELSE THEY WILL STARVE

(5) The crew release you. You then show them where the food and they thank you profusely. They agree you should become absolute overlord over them for all eternity. (2) still don't find any planets though but yo did find...(5) A group Scythers who were exploring other sectors to find habitable planets, which they found and were going back home. You explain what happened and they agree for you to lead them. They show you the way to your new planet.

Poketwo is now permanent overlord over Scythers.

I'm a loose cannon with a drinking problem who doesn't play by the rules but gets results.

I WILL play as this character in at least ONE game!

(2) You are Jim who works at accounting, you haven't done anything adventurous your WHOLE life. You've never had a problem with drinking since you have been alcohol free since 1993. (2) You don't have any friends or family or really anyone who loves you.

Andres is Jim an Accountant

[poketwo]

YES, GO AND COLONIZE THE PLANET

[Generally me]

YES, GO AND COLONIZE THE PLANET

(2) You land on the planet but the indigenous species don't seem to like you and after a brief skirmish, force you to abandon your landing zone and take to space again.

[Demonic Spoon]

Be Bee Empress, Ruler of all Bees! Currently commanding her Bee space fleet in orbit around the former Scyther, and now Lizard Planet. "We appear to be lost Empress" speaks the incompetent Navigator. Off with her head!

[Ardent Debater]

Be, That Guy.

[Generally me]

Be Bee Empress, Ruler of all Bees! Currently commanding her Bee space fleet in orbit around the former Scyther, and now Lizard Planet. "We appear to be lost Empress" speaks the incompetent Navigator. Off with her head!

(5) You are the Great Bee Empress of the Galactic Federation of Bees. With you, you have the Great Bee fleet consisting of trillions of bee hives converted into space worthy ships and 1000 times that number in bees of every kind from all across the galaxy. You shall conquer and subjugate this galaxy as you did the last. But only if your useless navigator would stop bringing you to crappy planets filled with lizards. So you order your navigator to commit suicide which she promptly does.

Demonic Spoon is the Grand bee Empress of the largest fleet in the history of the universe.

Be, That Guy.

(6) You are THAT GUY a magnificent Super Hero who is great at using super powers. You are currently chasing down some crazy guy who used to be a model, then went insane, then broke out of the asylum and then killed a bunch of police. You also have a crap tonne of Super Villains chasing after you, as is the norm for Super Heroes.

Ardent Debater is wanted by the Super Villain society. He is also good at using Super Powers.

Kevak is being chased by THAT GUY.

[Demonic Spoon]

Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate

Forward the Bee!

[Generally me]

Explore, Expand, Exploit, Exterminate

Forward the Bee!

(6) You manage to spread your bee scouts across the whole galaxy, you now know where every planet is and what it contains. Unluckily though some other spacefaring race does not like this intrusion and has declared war on you. (6) Your expansion goes well with your fleet colonising numerous worlds, this does take away half your fleet though, in 3 years(turns) you will have your whole fleet strength back.(1) Your exploiting doesn't go well you managed to anger another space faring race who have now combined with the first one you angered. (5+1)vs(4+2) Both sides in the war take huge losses but at the moment its a stalemate.

Demonic spoon knows the location of every planet in the Galaxy. He gains another fleet every 3 turns.