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Minimalist Game: That isn't very minimalist
« on: May 05, 2015, 01:20:35 pm »
You are...

(also I'm going update this like every hour for the next few days cuz i am bored)

(also also first game gming yay)
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 01:45:03 pm »
Arthur Dent.

And we appear to have lost our towel.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2015, 01:53:15 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on May 05, 2015, 01:45:03 pm
Arthur Dent.

And we appear to have lost our towel.
(6) A fashion designer absolutely LOVES your bod. So now you're working as a model for there company, but everyone is commenting hate on Facebook about that time you didn't use a towel to get changed at a beach... they're saying mean things about your genitals.

Kevak is now Depressed
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2015, 02:05:38 pm »
Eat Their Kidneys.
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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2015, 02:16:06 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on May 05, 2015, 02:05:38 pm
Eat Their Kidneys.
(1) You search down where these people live and knock on their door but you get so excited that you just can't wait. So they open the door to find you eating your own kidney on their front door step. At least you got to eat someones kidney.

Kevak is now in an Asylum

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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2015, 02:21:35 pm »
Rip out of the straightjacket and steal a doctor's kidney. Then abscond.
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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2015, 02:56:52 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on May 05, 2015, 02:21:35 pm
Rip out of the straightjacket and steal a doctor's kidney. Then abscond.
(5) You rip out of the straightjacket and smash through the wall like its paper. Doctors are running screaming everywhere as an alarm bells shrill call brings the security guards ever closer, you take the opportunity to steal a doctors kidney as he screams for security and flails, he does manage to rip your gown off though. Then smash through the wall with your head before running off into the sunset leaving behind a crying doctor and a smashed up asylum in your wake. The police are after you now though and people are staring at you judging your genitals like before.

Kevak now has Super Strength and is wanted by the government also naked.
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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2015, 03:04:34 pm »
I AM LEADER OF ALIEN INVASION FORCE, SCYTHERS ARE PREFERRED AS THE SPECIES.
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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2015, 03:09:03 pm »
I am the leader of an army of Reptilian aliens, who already control the world and hate scythers.
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2015, 03:16:04 pm »
Quote from: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 03:04:34 pm
I AM LEADER OF ALIEN INVASION FORCE, SCYTHERS ARE PREFERRED AS THE SPECIES.
(6) You are ALMIGHTY ALIEN EMPEROR of the SCYTHERS. unlucky for you most Scythers prefer democracy rather than dictatorship... So now there's a civil war (1)vs(4) and you really are losing badly.
At the moment you are in your Capital ship residing upon your Scyther throne while you watch the rebels board your last remaining ships and put the crew to the sword Scythe. you can still invade earth if you want but you only have the ship you are on. Which is currently being approached by the Democratic Scythers fleet.

Poketwo now has a capital ship

Quote from: Ama on May 05, 2015, 03:09:03 pm
I am the leader of an army of Reptilian aliens, who already control the world and hate scythers.
(2) You are a lizard. you are pretty clever for a lizard to be honest and also surprisingly territorial, you once bit a Scyther. (4) You have a large lizard following who are spread out across the world they aren't very clever though. These lizards frequently bite Scythers, the Scythers are getting pretty annoyed at this.

Ama is the leader of the Lizards.
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2015, 03:17:35 pm »
Summon Fizban the Wizard.
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« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2015, 03:21:50 pm »
POINT OUT THAT THE SCYTHERS NEED A STRONG LEADER TO REIN THE SLAVES IN THAT BASICALLY PRODUCE AND BUILD ANYTHING IN OUT SOCIETY, DUE TO HAVING NO APPENDAGES THAT CAN MANIPULATE ANYTHING BEYOND BUTTONS AND SOME LEVERS.
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« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2015, 03:41:22 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on May 05, 2015, 03:17:35 pm
Summon Fizban the Wizard.
(4) You summon FIZBAN the MIGHTY WIZARD. He appears before you in a puff of smoke, and says urgently "You got any magic, come on kid i know you got some. Just share a little bit." He seems kinda fidgety and sweaty.

Kevak has summoned a magic addict

Quote from: poketwo on May 05, 2015, 03:21:50 pm
POINT OUT THAT THE SCYTHERS NEED A STRONG LEADER TO REIN THE SLAVES IN THAT BASICALLY PRODUCE AND BUILD ANYTHING IN OUT SOCIETY, DUE TO HAVING NO APPENDAGES THAT CAN MANIPULATE ANYTHING BEYOND BUTTONS AND SOME LEVERS.
(2) they say that they prefer democracy. And they use MAGIC to do stuff. They then proceed to board your ship (6)vs(1) but you and your crew easily repel them and then manage to board their ships in turn. You then tell a few of your crew to suicide the boarded ships into the fleet (6) The ships smash through the layers of ships approaching before smashing into the side of the enemies capital ship blowing it up, which in turn destroys the rest of the fleet. The destroyed debris of the fleet then hurtles down to your home planet turning the surface into a burning wasteland and killing everything (Ama(5)) except for the lizard population. At least you still have your ship.

Poketwo has destroyed the rebels and the entire population of scythers except for the ones on his ship

Ama now lives in a wasteland
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Re: Minimalist Game
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2015, 03:42:22 pm »
Direct Fizban to the nearest Wizardstore. I'm sure he could loot some.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2015, 03:44:47 pm »
GO COLONIZE ANOTHER WORLD, SINCE THERE IS PRIORITY OF PREVENTING MY RACES EXTINCTION OVER CONQUERING ANOTHER PLANET.
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