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[H4zardZ1]

Spoiler: Avoiding thread clutter (click to show/hide)

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Blobby'sstomach rumbles

Blobby's pynocitosis [1!]

David's Pynocitosis [1!]
Glorp's Pynocitosis [4]

While your immune system was absent. The tiny piece of Glorp assimilates the 7kg from David. Glorp then attacks you. You feel nauseous again. You also now have a -1 to most actions. Glorp is not done with you yet.
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Name: Blobby
Type: Water-based slime
Level:1
Density: 0.95kg per litre
Command: 0
Pinocytosis:1
Suction: 2
General status: Encumbered, eating, Nausea 1, Sickened
Form: Blob shaped
Parts: Main body (37/60) mass remaining Size: 39 litres
Stomach:

• Dead slime 3kg
• Glorp slime 10kg
• stone 5kg
• stone 5kg

Total weight penalty:-2
Name: David the Gold
Type: Water-based slime
Level:2
Density: 0.8kg per liter  (Danger! you are 1kg/l away from dying)
Command: 0
Pinocytosis:2
Suction: 4 (-2)
General status: Stretched
Form: Blob shaped
Parts: Main body (53/53) mass remaining Size: 66 liters  (+2 movement speed)
Stomach:

• stone 5kg

Total weight penalty:0
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((GM, that is a funny mistake. How did David the gold lost some weight without losing it?))

[heydude6]

Blobby's stone almost hits David but David just catches it and throws it back at him

David suction [1!+2-2]
Blobby evasion [6!]

David accidentally ejects some of his own mass along with the stone (David loses 7kg). David now only has 53kg of mass in him. David is now only 66 liters large. David loses 2 suction points

This was where David lost his weight. The stuff that Glorp was assimilating was the pieces of david that were inside Blobby. Making them pieces of david rather than pieces of Glorp. It was not a mistake.

Currently my players seem to have vanished off the face of the earth, not being online on the forums for a long while. So I don't know what's going to happen to this thread.

[Tomcost]

You can always shove off the guys who don't post and make their slimes dissolve, or make another waitlister take control of them. This is a common thing in multiplayer forum games.

[Delekates]

is this still alive

[H4zardZ1]

((Lol, this is confusing. Who's dead slime is that? Is that David the gold's slime?))

[heydude6]

it's as alive as the players are. Once they finally log back onto the forums for the first time in several weeks, then we can get this going. Also Tomcost, the only slime I'm going to allow player control over is David. Sludge is in a near-death situation so I think it would be courteous to let the proper player decide his fate and I think I can guess pretty easily what Brgl is going to do.

So audience, make actions for David the gold!

Ninjaed: The dead slime is blobby's, I should label it though.

[conein]

We cannot wait for them forever, so you should toootalley continue.

[H4zardZ1]

David: Absorb the bear.
I think this is it (if the player didn't post)

[heydude6]

As GM advice, I will probably tell you that you can only absorb an animal if it's dead. Traditionally the water slime usually drowns the victim first and then absorbs it. At the current moment though, only the bear's waist has been covered so far meaning that you are not currently drowning it. I would recommend you to try to break tradition and find some other faster way to kill this bear.

At the current moment you've submitted something I will call a non-action since what you are trying to do is impossible until the bear dies.

Anyway, I've decided to do this. All events at the abandoned farm have been paused until sludge logs back on. All we need now is a better david action and I will work on the next update.

[H4zardZ1]

Ahh. Shoot the bear with stone.
This good?

[conein]

If you are standing on the bear with no stones around it isnt, but im too lazy to reread so you probably have absorbed some stones.

[H4zardZ1]

David the gold have one rock to throw.

[H4zardZ1]

Bump :d

[The Froggy Ninja]

((Man I totally forgot about this. Sorry.))
Repeatedly shove the stone into the bear's foot in an attempt to hobble it. If I still have time after that start forcefully rubbing it on the thinnest section of bear leg to make dismemberment easier.

[Delekates]

Howdy?