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Author Topic: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (It's dead)  (Read 14533 times)

heydude6

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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 5 (New Rules!)
« Reply #105 on: June 05, 2015, 06:47:25 am »

Just post an action, I haven't killed you... yet.  :P
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 5 (New Rules!)
« Reply #106 on: June 05, 2015, 06:58:01 am »

Let's see then...

Hurl another rock at my attacker, hoping to distortion his density even more and make it drop below the minimum value. Defend with suction, flee if I can afterwards.

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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 5 (New Rules!)
« Reply #107 on: June 05, 2015, 07:47:59 am »

I would join but I'm waiting on more slime types.

Mana slimes, Fire slimes, magma slimes, dark slimes, acid slimes.
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 5 (New Rules!)
« Reply #108 on: June 05, 2015, 09:01:58 am »

Grab a rock to shoot at a boar.
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 5 (New Rules!)
« Reply #109 on: June 05, 2015, 09:09:26 am »

Slimy slimes :p
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 5 (New Rules!)
« Reply #110 on: June 08, 2015, 05:18:52 pm »

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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #111 on: June 08, 2015, 05:43:24 pm »

Turn 6

Sludge

Grab a rock to shoot at a boar.

You look around and try to find a rock. Strangely enough you can't find any rocks anywhere. Suddenly a 10kg rock magically materializes inside your gut. Not the type to question magic you prepare to launch it at the first boar you see.

Your suction roll [5-1 weight of projectile penalty]
Boar evasion roll [5+1 natural dexterity -1 surprise attack modifier]

Despite the weight of the stone you manage to give it a good throw. The Boar although shocked by the sudden aggression manages to barely dodge the deadly projectile. Enraged, he and his buddy charge at you in a perfect horizontal line.

Boar 1 attack roll [3]
Boar 2 attack roll [3]
Your evasion [5+1 size bonus]

You can't go around them, you can't go through them, so you must go over them! You jump over the 2 boars gracefully. They continue to charge forward for a bit until they realize that you're gone. They turn around and prepare for round 2.


Suddenly, a bull bursts through the wall and attempts to ram you!!!

Bull attack [2]
Your evasion [1!+1 size bonus -1 surprise attack penalty]
Bull damage [5+1 natural damage bonus +1 bad dodge bonus]

Desperate to avoid the bull, you split in half to avoid it. The bull goes through the gap between the two of you. Due to a lack of the command stat as well as an absence of the perk that actually allows you to perform a maneuver like this, your double collapses into a puddle of goo.

-24 liters in the main body, -24kg of mass.

Mass: 25kg Danger you are 5kg away from dying
Size: 25 liters Warning! 5 liters below minimum size threshold
Density: 1

You feel like a newborn again.
-1 suction, suction is now 0
-1 pynocitosis, pynocitosis is now 0
-2 speed

RTnD [6-1]

The hope that comes from the fact that you can easily reclaim your slime allows you to persevere. The puddle already begins to soak into the ground (you have lost 4 liters permanently).

Worried about the whereabouts of your new enemy you take a look around. You suddenly see a bunch of rocks materialize out of thin air. You also notice that the Pink slime is no longer on the roof. Most importantly, you see the Bull turn around ready to charge at you again. He looks badly damaged though. Bashing through so many walls can't be good for him.

(since I forgot to draw rocks last round. I gave you a free 10 kg rock as compensation)


Pinky

"Grrrrllgle!"

Screw the safe way down! Drop off the roof onto that bull and try to ride it to victory!

[2-1 zero suction penalty +1 surprise attack bonus]

You land on the bull's back and but fail to establish a secure grip and slide off of it. The Bull turns around and becomes enraged.

Bull attack [2]
Your dodge [1!]

You try to jump out of the way but unfortunately get clipped by the bull's horns and dragged along

Bull Damage [6+1 natural damage bonus +1 bad dodge bonus +1 environmental bonus]

RTnD [6-3 Massive damage penalty]

The bull drags you toward the wall before crashing through it. You take a very painful blow as the bull plows through the wall and continues charging attempting to destroy whatever tiny remnants of you that remain. As the Bull charges through the house, you notice two other figures in the room.

Bull attack [3]
Unknown dodge [5+2]
Bull attack [2]
Unknown dodge [4+2]

They jump out of the way as the bull passes by. Before you can get a good look at them you are suddenly splattered against the second wall.

*Level 1 water-slime Pinky(Ama), is dead*

(To be fair. If you had at least one point in suction and therefore negated the zero suction penalty, the bull would not have noticed you.)

Brgle

Escape to the south. There is nothing that could be achieved here... Only death.

[4-1 low size penalty]
You effortlessly climb out of the incredibly shallow crater.

Before you can even begin to move south a tow-truck drives in thankfully not running you over. Three men come out equipped with Hazmat suits. Intelligence roll [5]. You believe that they came here to finally collect the toxic waste and clean up any spills. Not interested in being discovered you attempt to move south.

Walking [2-1 low size penalty]

You move painfully slow and barely make any progress in escaping this horrible place.

Hazmat guys are still looking around and haven't noticed you yet.


Zot the abomination

:-X Oh dear, they're here, they'll take everything!!

Can't let them! [3-1]

Zot ends up running right in front of the Hazmat guys

*Gulp*


David the gold and Blobby (combined turn)

All three to suction. CONSUME!

Also compress a bit. Don't want to die.
Hurl another rock at my attacker, hoping to distortion his density even more and make it drop below the minimum value. Defend with suction, flee if I can afterwards.


David speed [4+3 size bonus]
Blobby speed [4-1 weight penalty]

Blobby throws a stone at David but David manages to change adjust his density before Blobby's stone could hit

[3] Unfortunately, his new density is only 0.8kg per liter. David is almost crushed by his new weight and will have difficulties adjusting (-2 summoning sickness)

David is now 75 liters large

Blobby suction [1!+1]
David evasion [5+3 size bonus-2 summoning sickness]

Blobby's stone almost hits David but David just catches it and throws it back at him

David suction [1!+2-2]
Blobby evasion [6!]

David accidentally ejects some of his own mass along with the stone (David loses 7kg). David now only has 53kg of mass in him. David is now only 66 liters large. David loses 2 suction points

Blobby gracefully accepts the free gift. Blobby then throws the stone at David once more.

Blobby suction [5+1]
David evasion [6!+2 size bonus -2 summoning sickness]

David catches it and throws it back again

David suction [5+1-2 summoning sickness]
Blobby evasion [2]

Stone damage [3+1]

The stone hits Blobby and does some damage, still stuck inside of him.

Stone in stomach, Density is now 0.95, temp -3 mass, -1 liter in the main body (will buff next turn). With the added weight of the stone and David's gift, you now have a -2 weight penalty

Now that the tennis match was over, David begins to charge at Blobby in order to kill him once and for all

David speed [3+2 size bonus-2 summoning sickness]
Blobby speed [6!]
Unknown speed [1+2 speed bonus]

Blobby finally manages to outrun David and escape his clutches.


Everyone's favorite wildcard then appears. You didn't think I would forget about the bear would you?

Having finished it's meal, the bear claws at David

Bear attack [1!]
David Evasion [3+2]

David dodges the attack gracefully and counterattacks

David suction [4+1]
Bear Evasion [2]

David manages to grab onto the bear's legs pretty tightly. Impeding most of it's movement. David isn't large enough to fully engulf the bear though.


Blobby's stomach rumbles

Blobby's pynocitosis [1!]

David's Pynocitosis [1!]
Glorp's Pynocitosis [4]

While your immune system was absent. The tiny piece of Glorp assimilates the 7kg from David. Glorp then attacks you. You feel nauseous again. You also now have a -1 to most actions. Glorp is not done with you yet


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« Last Edit: June 08, 2015, 06:37:20 pm by heydude6 »
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #112 on: June 08, 2015, 06:15:21 pm »

its too much for reading xD
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #113 on: June 08, 2015, 07:41:26 pm »

Glorp:Continue to make people lose after death.
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #114 on: June 08, 2015, 09:05:31 pm »

Drop both stones, flee north and hide.

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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #115 on: June 09, 2015, 04:43:50 am »

You should make a waitlist, by editing your first post.
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #116 on: June 09, 2015, 05:12:13 am »

The waitlist is an edited second post. I'm afraid of the character limit. I forgot to reserve it so you'll have to scroll down a bit.
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #117 on: June 09, 2015, 05:37:19 am »

Oh sorry, i hadnt seen it


I NOT HERE DOE.
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2015, 06:04:00 am »

so i guess should be updated memoriaal + new player goes in? or?
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Re: The Slime Arena Turn 6 (That death was bull!)
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2015, 06:35:35 pm »

An thus my first death on any Bay 12 forum game, involved me riding a bull through two walls.  :P
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