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[quekwoambojish]

You don't go out at night in fear of bogeymen.

[Max™]

...you have a girlfried.... with a beard.

<- that ain't a male dorf in my avatar, though I did have to add the right facial hair components to the creature pages and edit the .xml's accordingly.

The gf will have to make do a knitted one though.

[maxcat61]

You mentally convert all unites of measurement into "Ursts".

[Max™]

That's just plain sensible though, I ask you how many feet are in half a ton and you'll look at me like I'm a damn fool.

I ask how many urists of lumber it takes to make an above ground cistern 20 urists high that could hold at least 80 urists of water, pow, sensible!

[heydude6]

You creep people out with your morbidity

[SimRobert2001]

You plan you next laptop purchase on your Daily DF habit.  Seriously, its going to cost some 800 more than it normally would for me.

[malvado]

You start vomiting going outside due to little exposure to the sun (DF habbits).

[JimboM12]

Referring to the process of experimentation in other games as !SCIENCE!. For instance, making a new build in any MMO requires !SCIENCE!.

[DragonDePlatino]

You think to yourself "I'm in a mood for Electronic" and absent-mindedly Google "Dwarf Punk discography".

(Greaaat now I gotta look at that autofill every I type "Dwarf")

[cdru]

You drink blood when you are thirsty.

[lysaght]

When you lose sleep over [DEPOT INACCESSIBLE]

[utunnels]

When you try to lure your boss into the atom-smasher(elevator) room for mandating something unacceptable.

[Lord_lemonpie]

When you need alcohol to get through the working day.

[pondicherry]

when you start thinking you should butcher your cat and your dog, because... delicious.
and
when you start saying It was Inevitable for all things ..

[Gojira1000]

When you determine the type of biome you live in.