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Naryar

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #30 on: May 01, 2015, 02:23:03 pm »
Quote from: skyte100 on April 30, 2015, 11:55:54 am
I remember reading something that said elves become trees after they die. So....

Murderer!

It's not murder if it's an elf. Or a kobold.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #31 on: May 01, 2015, 03:40:12 pm »
Or anything that ain't a dwarf, really.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2015, 03:43:02 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 02:21:18 pm
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on May 01, 2015, 01:33:18 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)

Not just a few hours ago I slew a Gram Lemur.
It was inevitable.
Not one day ago, TheHossofMoss killed Gram Lemur.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2015, 03:48:13 pm »
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 03:43:02 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 02:21:18 pm
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on May 01, 2015, 01:33:18 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)

Not just a few hours ago I slew a Gram Lemur.
It was inevitable.
Not one day ago, TheHossofMoss killed Gram Lemur.
Not one day ago, the pyramid grew larger
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2015, 04:37:26 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 03:48:13 pm
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 03:43:02 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 02:21:18 pm
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on May 01, 2015, 01:33:18 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)

Not just a few hours ago I slew a Gram Lemur.
It was inevitable.
Not one day ago, TheHossofMoss killed Gram Lemur.
Not one day ago, the pyramid grew larger
It is terrifying.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2015, 05:46:50 pm »
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 04:37:26 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 03:48:13 pm
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 03:43:02 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 02:21:18 pm
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on May 01, 2015, 01:33:18 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)

Not just a few hours ago I slew a Gram Lemur.
It was inevitable.
Not one day ago, TheHossofMoss killed Gram Lemur.
Not one day ago, the pyramid grew larger
It is terrifying.

it is terrific!
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Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #36 on: May 01, 2015, 05:56:49 pm »
It must be stopped by any means at our disposal.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #37 on: May 01, 2015, 05:58:51 pm »
Quote from: TheFlame52 on May 01, 2015, 05:56:49 pm
It must be stopped by any means at our disposal.
Not one day ago, The Pyramid collapsed.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #38 on: May 01, 2015, 06:08:07 pm »
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 05:58:51 pm
Quote from: TheFlame52 on May 01, 2015, 05:56:49 pm
It must be stopped by any means at our disposal.
Not one day ago, The Pyramid collapsed.

that it is terrible but it was inevitable.
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Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #39 on: May 01, 2015, 08:58:48 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 06:08:07 pm
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 05:58:51 pm
Quote from: TheFlame52 on May 01, 2015, 05:56:49 pm
It must be stopped by any means at our disposal.
Not one day ago, The Pyramid collapsed.

that it is terrible but it was inevitable.

You are melting.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #40 on: May 01, 2015, 09:06:35 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on May 01, 2015, 08:58:48 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on May 01, 2015, 06:08:07 pm
Quote from: skyte100 on May 01, 2015, 05:58:51 pm
Quote from: TheFlame52 on May 01, 2015, 05:56:49 pm
It must be stopped by any means at our disposal.
Not one day ago, The Pyramid collapsed.

that it is terrible but it was inevitable.

You are melting.
It is for the best.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2015, 12:06:55 am »
sometimes when woodcutters fell trees they stand in the way of the falling tree and often die. its surprising he only had a crippled hand.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2015, 12:40:24 am »
Quote from: Proudnerd on May 02, 2015, 12:06:55 am
sometimes when woodcutters fell trees they stand in the way of the falling tree and often die. its surprising he only had a crippled hand.

It can be worse. Try having a tree felled when half a dozen dorfs (including the resident crazy catdorf mayor and his entire brood of kittens) just found the stepladder stockpile, and what you thought was an oak was in fact an apple tree....

It rained kittens for ages, and most of them didn't make it. Suffice to say, it would have been better if they mayor had died, instead of only breaking his hands.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2015, 10:38:36 am »
Quote from: Thisfox on May 02, 2015, 12:40:24 am
Quote from: Proudnerd on May 02, 2015, 12:06:55 am
sometimes when woodcutters fell trees they stand in the way of the falling tree and often die. its surprising he only had a crippled hand.

It can be worse. Try having a tree felled when half a dozen dorfs (including the resident crazy catdorf mayor and his entire brood of kittens) just found the stepladder stockpile, and what you thought was an oak was in fact an apple tree....

It rained kittens for ages, and most of them didn't make it. Suffice to say, it would have been better if they mayor had died, instead of only breaking his hands.


It is terrific. this entire thread has been so funny


No seriousy that must have been hilarious the sheer amount fo corpses and crippled things.
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Quote from: ElthMysterius on December 24, 2010, 12:10:46 am
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #44 on: May 02, 2015, 10:57:32 am »
Quote from: Proudnerd on May 02, 2015, 10:38:36 am
Quote from: Thisfox on May 02, 2015, 12:40:24 am
Quote from: Proudnerd on May 02, 2015, 12:06:55 am
sometimes when woodcutters fell trees they stand in the way of the falling tree and often die. its surprising he only had a crippled hand.

It can be worse. Try having a tree felled when half a dozen dorfs (including the resident crazy catdorf mayor and his entire brood of kittens) just found the stepladder stockpile, and what you thought was an oak was in fact an apple tree....

It rained kittens for ages, and most of them didn't make it. Suffice to say, it would have been better if they mayor had died, instead of only breaking his hands.


It is terrific. this entire thread has been so funny


No seriousy that must have been hilarious the sheer amount fo corpses and crippled things.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
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