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seaturtlehorsesnake

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2015, 04:46:34 am »
now i want to see elf ambush squads who can talk the trees into dropping branches onto your dwarfs.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am »
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am »
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
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Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2015, 11:03:41 am »
It was inevitable.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

endlessblaze

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2015, 11:06:19 am »
Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on April 30, 2015, 11:03:41 am
It was inevitable.

(You did not contribute to the pyramid! ELF!)
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Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

skyte100

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2015, 11:55:54 am »
I remember reading something that said elves become trees after they die. So....

Murderer!
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endlessblaze

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2015, 12:13:27 pm »
(Must be another universe. Maybe a df hacked one? Those corpses look non-tree like to me)
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Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2015, 12:23:48 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 12:13:27 pm
(Must be another universe. Maybe a df hacked one? Those corpses look non-tree like to me)
Eh it was a reincarnation thing I think.
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Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2015, 12:42:44 pm »
Pyramids are impractical for impressive weapon uses. Sure, you could kill people by having magma flow from the top, but where are the theatrics in that? Cubes and various derivatives of said shape are better.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

endlessblaze

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2015, 01:07:06 pm »
True but the fact they are impractical makes completing and useing it all the more thatrical therefore makeing it an equal in dwarfiness to other methods that are both practical and theatrical.

Building it higher may even let it be more dwarfy than other things based on size
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Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2015, 01:38:43 pm »
Quote from: Dwarf4Explosives on April 30, 2015, 11:03:41 am
It was inevitable.

At least it doesn't rain down here.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2015, 03:02:40 pm »
Living proof that Trees indeed do fight back.
Its german language but the commentators notes aint that interesting anyway.
It's the clip itself. xD

http://www.t-online.de/tv/webclips/spektakulaere-videos/id_73655466/bauer-hat-nicht-mit-angriff-der-zickigen-zypresse-gerechnet.html
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Dwarf4Explosives

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #27 on: April 30, 2015, 04:30:18 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 01:07:06 pm
True but the fact they are impractical makes completing and useing it all the more thatrical therefore makeing it an equal in dwarfiness to other methods that are both practical and theatrical.

Building it higher may even let it be more dwarfy than other things based on size
Weird devices that look like a cube version of the death star are always better than mere pyramids. Spheres that seem to have chainsaw-shaped buildings sticking out of them are even better.
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Quote from: NJW2000 on June 27, 2015, 06:15:36 pm
And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
Quote from: Max™ on October 27, 2015, 05:59:30 am
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

TheHossofMoss

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2015, 01:33:18 pm »
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)

Not just a few hours ago I slew a Gram Lemur.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2015, 02:21:18 pm »
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on May 01, 2015, 01:33:18 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on April 30, 2015, 10:54:29 am
Quote from: Mishrak on April 30, 2015, 09:16:22 am
Quote from: Naryar on April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
It has never happened to me.
That is terrible!

(Becasue you know, it's amuseing to see, cut down trees till it happens)

Not just a few hours ago I slew a Gram Lemur.
It was inevitable.

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Quote from: LuckyKobold on January 24, 2015, 11:31:07 pm
Quote from: endlessblaze on January 24, 2015, 11:28:55 pm
Kids make great meat shields.
I nominate endlessblaze as our chief military executive!
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