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skyte100

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Lost a fight with a tree
« on: April 29, 2015, 07:49:53 pm »
This is the "combat" report.
The willow logs strikes The Furnace Operator in the right hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The Furnace Operator gives in to pain.
The Furnace Operator Slams into an obstacle!

So my question is, what the hell happened?
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Graknorke

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2015, 07:55:34 pm »
A willow log fell from somewhere, and hit your Furnace Operator.
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skyte100

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2015, 07:58:51 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on April 29, 2015, 07:55:34 pm
A willow log fell from somewhere, and hit your Furnace Operator.
This is the first its happened. Hes also a wood cutter. The tree he cut down broke his hand. Damn those elves. THIS MEANS WAR!
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2015, 08:02:04 pm »
There is only one explanation.

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2015, 08:24:30 pm »
This is a thing sometimes.

Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 29, 2015, 08:02:04 pm
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skyte100

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2015, 08:29:51 pm »
It was my first injury. Second and Third happened when a werebeast attacked and I learned I need to build higher walls. Last time I seriously played fortress mode climbing was not a thing
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2015, 08:39:16 pm »
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 07:49:53 pm
The willow logs strikes The Furnace Operator in the right hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
Are you sure it is not a whomping willow in disguise?

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The troglodyte head shakes The Troglodyte around by the head, tearing apart the head's muscle!

Risen Asteshdakas, Ghostly Recruit has risen and is haunting the fortress!

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2015, 08:52:16 pm »
Quote from: utunnels on April 29, 2015, 08:39:16 pm
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 07:49:53 pm
The willow logs strikes The Furnace Operator in the right hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
Are you sure it is not a whomping willow in disguise?
I believe it must have been. I retired and made an adventurer from there. There is brewing trouble with the elves...
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Terff

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm »

It is terrifying.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm »
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm »
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am »
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.

Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 07:58:51 pm
THIS MEANS WAR!
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utunnels

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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2015, 01:55:01 am »
I hope we can edit woodcutter uniforms.

"Hey Urist are we under siege? Why are you in full steel?"
"I'm going to fell some trees."
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2015, 02:29:42 am »
«Tha trees be attackin'!! Run fer yer lives!!!»
(http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0344.html)
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Re: Lost a fight with a tree
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2015, 03:45:13 am »
Elf ecoterrorists.

Quote from: Peradon on April 30, 2015, 01:44:30 am
Quote from: skyte100 on April 29, 2015, 11:45:41 pm
Quote from: vjmdhzgr on April 29, 2015, 11:17:21 pm
Quote from: Terff on April 29, 2015, 09:57:41 pm

It is terrifying.
This has actually happened to me two times already.

It was inevitable.
It is for the best.
It must be stopped with violent force.
It is sad, but not unexpected.
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