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[Kadzar]

"Idiots, my name is Greg Motherfucking Spruce!"

Challenge Hash to Rival Battle!

+1

Throat jab him and steal his Mokeballs.

+1

[highmax28]

"Idiots, my name is Greg Motherfucking Spruce!"

Challenge Hash to Rival Battle!

+1

Throat jab him and steal his Mokeballs.

+1

Kick him in the balls for trying to throat jab us and steal my cubes. Steal his hat and jacket and run away after shouting

"Smell ya later!"

[RAM]

Locate source of concrete or cement or other substance that sets solid.
Encase fish in cube of said substance.
Wait for fish to harden.
Throw fish at enemy and order it to flail around wildly.
Take cover and enjoy the sound of shrapnel flying through your unfortunate victims.

[FArgHalfnr]

Locate source of concrete or cement or other substance that sets solid.
Encase fish in cube of said substance.
Wait for fish to harden.
Throw fish at enemy and order it to flail around wildly.
Take cover and enjoy the sound of shrapnel flying through your unfortunate victims.

+1
Wow.

[highmax28]

Locate source of concrete or cement or other substance that sets solid.
Encase fish in cube of said substance.
Wait for fish to harden.
Throw fish at enemy and order it to flail around wildly.
Take cover and enjoy the sound of shrapnel flying through your unfortunate victims.

Wouldn't that kill your fish?

[The Froggy Ninja]

Nope. Made entirely of scales. It's a horrible abomination of mokenature.

[highmax28]

Nope. Made entirely of scales. It's a horrible abomination of mokenature.

But you're encasing it. It can't breathe through concrete

[The Froggy Ninja]

It also can't breath dry air. It's a fish. Refer to horrible abomination of mokenature. I do like to think that magikarp is a badass when in it's natural habitat but it just kind of flails around on land. Remember in the early episodes when it was implied that humans and pokemon eat pokemon and stated that water types couldn't be played on land? Those were the days.

[Tawa]

It also can't breath dry air. It's a fish. Refer to horrible abomination of mokenature. I do like to think that magikarp is a badass when in it's natural habitat but it just kind of flails around on land. Remember in the early episodes when it was implied that humans and pokemon eat pokemon and stated that water types couldn't be played on land? Those were the days.

Objection!

Using a Magikarp underwater in Gen 3 and the remakes provides no bonus!

[highmax28]

It also can't breath dry air. It's a fish. Refer to horrible abomination of mokenature. I do like to think that magikarp is a badass when in it's natural habitat but it just kind of flails around on land.

It doesn't know flail yet? All it knows is splash, so the best it does is bounce about. If anything, encasing it in concrete doesn't help. So instead of throwing spikes, have it splash on enemies!

[The Froggy Ninja]

I was talking fanon. And that's what I meant. Flail seems more weaponised while on dry land splash is just flopping about.

[highmax28]

I was talking fanon. And that's what I meant. Flail seems more weaponised while on dry land splash is just flopping about.

Which is why you cause splash to happen when he's bouncing on him with a heavy weight on him.

So don't encase him in concrete, give him METAL ARMOR!

[mastahcheese]

Ask Rival to let you name him. +1
Sue him for copyright infringement. +5
Throat jab him and steal his Mokeballs. +1
Congratulate the looser on his ugly mug, Further inform him that the eighties called, wanting their clothes back +1

Locate source of concrete or cement or other substance that sets solid.
Encase fish in cube of said substance.
Wait for fish to harden.
Throw fish at enemy and order it to flail around wildly.
Take cover and enjoy the sound of shrapnel flying through your unfortunate victims. +1


Challenge Hash to Rival Battle! +1
Kick him in the balls for trying to throat jab us and steal my cubes. Steal his hat and jacket and run away

"I'm going to sue you!"


"For what?"


"Copyright infringement!"


"So you're saying that you're the legal owner behind the rights to how you look?"


"..."


"Congratulations on your ugly-ass mug, and also, the Eighties called, they want their clothes back."


"You realize that insulting my appearance, when I look exactly like you, is only insulting yourself, right?"


"I have a question, can I name you?"


"What? No."


"Can I at least have your stuff?"


"..."

He pulls out a mokecube to defend himself from the violent psychopath in front of him.
You pull out your Karp to defend yourself from your insane rival.




"KARP!"

Rival Mokepon

"Karp"

HP:||||||||||||||||||||

14/20:HP

Level: 3

Level: 3

Item: Unknown

Item: None

Type: Unknown

Type: Water

Moves:

:Moves

Unknown

Shadow Rush (Shadow) 40/40

Unknown

None

Unknown

None

Unknown

None

...That's odd.

[birdy51]

Ignore rival Pokémon. Go straight for Hash's jugular with Ms. Fish.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Good going guys, we hurt Karp so much it turned into a Darkness Mokepon.

SPAM THE CRAP OUT OF SHADOW RUSH.