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Author Topic: ROLL TO MIAMI  (Read 2294 times)

Nidilap

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ROLL TO MIAMI
« on: April 27, 2015, 09:53:16 am »
YOU GOT OFF THE BOAT. OR PLANE, OR WHATEVER.

ITS 1986

MIAMI, FLORIDA

YOU WANNA MAKE MONEY

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2015, 09:58:33 am »
I walk out of my plane, watching the cheering crowds as I step out.

For I, am the President.
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2015, 10:15:29 am »
I get hired as a a assassin to take out the president.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2015, 11:09:36 am »
Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2015, 09:58:33 am
I walk out of my plane, watching the cheering crowds as I step out.

For I, am the President.

[4] you are president! You just began your presidency a few weeks ago, and this has been your first time leaving the White House. This is mostly to get in touch with the crowds, but a bit of a vacation, too.

Quote from: Generally me on April 27, 2015, 10:15:29 am
I get hired as a a assassin to take out the president.

[6] it's been a rough couple of days, or maybe weeks, months... You can't remember much. As you drink from your bottle of gin, your phone rings. You pick up the phone, and a female voice pipes up

"Hi, it's 'Jodie' from the flower shop! We need a delivery to a very special person at 33rd, building 202 room 607. This is unprecedented. The delivery is outside. Don't disappoint us."

You step outside of your apartment. A cardboard box is here. You open it, and find a gorilla mask.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2015, 11:12:04 am »
And I am the Vice President! Or at least a hobo that thinks he's one.

Head off to a bar in either case.
« Last Edit: April 27, 2015, 11:26:41 am by Harry Baldman »
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2015, 11:19:12 am »
Right then. Go off and sign in to my huge penthouse, that I totally reserved.
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2015, 01:05:23 pm »
As the president's secret service, I look for any threats to his safety.
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2015, 01:06:32 pm »
BE LEADER OF A CERTAIN SCYTHER SWARM THAT IS BOTH HUMAN AND ATTACKING MIAMI RIGHT NOW WITH MY SCYTHERS.

REMEMBER SPAZ'S RTD? CAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU MAY RECOGNIZE A-LOT OF THINGS FROM IT IN THIS ACTION, BECAUSE ITS  RTD ALTERNATE TIMELINE CROSSOVER TIME!!!!!
« Last Edit: April 27, 2015, 01:11:31 pm by poketwo »
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2015, 01:32:19 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 27, 2015, 11:12:04 am
And I am the Vice President! Or at least a hobo that thinks he's one.

Head off to a bar in either case.

[2] Boy, do you love that vodka baby... Being VP is great! Ugh, that was a horrible time, in that bumfight.... Ugh, why are you bleeding so much? Ugh....

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 27, 2015, 11:19:12 am
Right then. Go off and sign in to my huge penthouse, that I totally reserved.

[6] Wow! One moment in your penthouse and a man is said to have a flower delivery for your,

Quote from: DontBanTheMan on April 27, 2015, 01:05:23 pm
As the president's secret service, I look for any threats to his safety.

[3] Man, working as a clerk in this hotel is boring, but you are glad the president you voted for is staying!

Quote from: poketwo on April 27, 2015, 01:06:32 pm
BE LEADER OF A CERTAIN SCYTHER SWARM THAT IS BOTH HUMAN AND ATTACKING MIAMI RIGHT NOW WITH MY SCYTHERS.

REMEMBER SPAZ'S RTD? CAUSE IF YOU DO, YOU MAY RECOGNIZE A-LOT OF THINGS FROM IT IN THIS ACTION, BECAUSE ITS  RTD ALTERNATE TIMELINE CROSSOVER TIME!!!!!

[4] The underground sewers are your home. You know very little of what is up there, except for the nightlife.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2015, 01:42:24 pm »
As an elite sniper I have been tasked with shooting the president before my client's rival organization can assassinate him.
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poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2015, 01:46:27 pm »
JUST GO AN SUMMON A SCYTHER SWARM!!!!
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DontBanTheMan

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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2015, 02:21:29 pm »
Search for subversive activity. I know my REAL job.
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2015, 02:26:51 pm »
Be a Russian communist spy.
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2015, 02:36:19 pm »
Spread Peace and Violent Chaos!
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Re: ROLL TO MIAMI
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2015, 05:10:45 pm »
Be a secret service member and look for snipers
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