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Blood Axes

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Total Members Voted: 18

[Xvareon]

Just how many of us are there compared to them, anyway? Numbers were never given.

Ah'm all fer krumpin' dem 'umies, though! WAAAGH!!

[Cheesecake]

You can't count. Yer a zoggin' ork. But there are definately more humies than orks since they blew up the tribe.

[NullForceOmega]

If we can't count, how do we know how many teef we have?

[Andres]

You can't count. Yer a zoggin' ork. But there are definately more humies than orks since they blew up the tribe.

ALL OF THE TRIBE!? Well....we're definitely the biggest and the strongest now.

[Cheesecake]

You can't count. Yer a zoggin' ork. But there are definately more humies than orks since they blew up the tribe.

ALL OF THE TRIBE!? Well....we're definitely the biggest and the strongest now.

No, the tribe buildings and a few orks who were inside. Most of the orks are scrambling down the hill in all directions.

If we can't count, how do we know how many teef we have?

For some reason you have the capabilty to count teef.

[NullForceOmega]

Fair enough, since we can't count, we don't know that we're outnumbered, just that there are a LOT of humies over there to krump, so let's get to it.

[Taricus]

Wait, if we can count teef, yet not humies... what if a humie was a toof? Could we count them then?!

[Yourmaster]

Fair enough, since we can't count, we don't know that we're outnumbered, just that there are a LOT of humies over there to krump, so let's get to it.

You just described Ork personality.

[NullForceOmega]

Yes, I may play Tau, but Greens tha best!

[Cheesecake]

Zog this 'uphill' crap! WAAAGH! (6)(+ 1 Uphill)vs(2)(-1 Downhill) Your onslaught is magnificent. The sheer size and strength of an entire ork tribe rushing downhill decimates the Imperial Guard down below. Their manpower has been greatly reduced. Morale is going down. Or it would be if that caped git would stop killing humies.

(1)(+1 Size)(+2 Kleavas)vs(5)(+1 Hotshot Pistol) The humie shoots you square in the chest before you can even get near. (Hidden) However, your Rozaryuz begjns glowing and you are encased in a wonderful glow. The las shot is deflected.

"That ork stole a Rosarius! Heresy! Men, focus fire!"

Meanwhile, (hidden) you see throats being slit, humie heads blowing up, and more boomy things going on in the humie side. You spy some orks with shootas sneaking in the bushes, shooting from afar.

[Twinwolf]

Caped git, meet axe. Axe, meet caped git's face.

[Andres]

Caped git, meet axe. Axe, meet caped git's face.

+1

[mastahcheese]

Those sneaky gits must be from the warboss! They're trying to take our victory from us!

Consider new orcs to be hostile!

[Andres]

Those sneaky gits must be from the warboss! They're trying to take our victory from us!

Consider new orcs to be hostile!

-1. At the moment, the only thing we can think about is killing the commissar and anyone that happens to be next to him at the time - nothing else.

[NullForceOmega]

Agreed, we have humies to krump, why would we waste time on dem sneaky Kommandos?